As you know we had a very safe arrival into Dubai and spent a few entertaining hours observing the hugely diversified masses in the airport. Unfortunately a misunderstanding between Qantas and Emirates about the forward flight being Emirates (not to my display Qantas which would entitle me to the lounge - why did no-one point out the ticketing anomaly to me I wonder?) saw us not ensconced in the lounge but doing an arm wrestle in Starbucks for the last table, an...