Hello!

Jennifer is having a massage or looking for tescos or something so, as requested you are in my capable hands for a whole entry. hey, Whoa hold up! don't go straight to hotmail, it will be good honest! come on all i wanna do is have some fun and i got this feeling i'm, like, the only one?!

go ahead have that extra beer, read something i wrote, talk to that girl or boy across the bar, moonwalk in a crowded club, smell your own armpit on the tube and nod to yourself like it smells realllllllll good. make 2007 THAT year..... although before doing any of those things, start with having that extra beer...... otherwise it's just odd.

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isn't this better than caught a train went to a temple stuff?

maybe not,

ok so where were we?

ok well after all the river kwai museum stuff we had tea and went for a massage. they obviously spotted me as a thai massage virgin becuase within 20 minutes of asking for a face massage i was shirt off face down and having a deep needing process performed on my buttocks. This is what they are all like right? i mean they are aren't they? Anyway she paid me at the end so i'm pretty tempted to go back.

then we had a fairly lazy day as we had a bus back to bangkok at 4 to catch the ten o clock sleeper train to Chang Mai. It was about a 15 hour journey and quite exciting just like you've seen in old films, a gentlemen was murdered, a clerical looking old lady disappeared and some priceless jewellery was stolen. But better than that all the curtains in our carraige were made of the same material as the old work football kit, ahh beautiful green , how well i slept that night. not very well, all very ricketty and my head was next to a fan. still we arrived and found somewhere to stay had a quick swim and bumped into Richard and Kath from the last place with a long name. So we arranged to meet them for tea and really that is where the next epsiode should pick up cos no one will have read this much anyway. in fact if anyone is still reading here is a code word and if you use it as the heading for a message on our notice board you win our first "spot prize upon our return.

good luck all, the password is @FISHERMAN@

until tomorrow......