Iguazu Falls, Argentina
As we walked along the narrow mesh-metal catwalk the eager photophile stopped to take yet another shot. Then, to get back into some ambiguous position in our plodding line, she'd rush up, passing us, harassing others. Twice she kicked my ankle on her brusque way by, once she clipped the back of my knee, a flagrant foul in both the NHL and NFL. After about eight annoying path interruptions I said to Ellen, "When I say now, take a step to your right."Ellen wh...