Glenny - a little blond essex bird told me all about a recent Thai development... this information has been passed through the La Roche grapevine... can you confirm or deny these allegations? Pah - one of my best friends knows more about my bro than i do! Hope all is well despite the lack of funds. Years of A level study, and a 2:1 degree, and you have difficulty with fruit picking? i suppose there is no substitute for common sense, or the mutant peasants that usually do the job deftly for half the price of educated fools like yourselves. As dad says - i would try maccy dee's mate. Would you like fries with that? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can't sell & the careful collection of prime Australian fruit would seem beyond your abilities, its fatherley advice time so here it is, try McDonalds.
Please post picture on webite asap, mum always liked the look of men in uniform!

Alex: Portsmouth 1-0 Man Utd - self explanatory really... :)

hey all, alan- havent quite got the tan or the blonde flowing locks that yourself and my father managed about 20 years ago but i dont wanna look quite as stupid im afraid :) glad u found the website and are enjoying yourself. australia is still refusing to give me even a crappy job and my bitterness and hatred for it grows by the day as a result, only in a placethis damn backwards would they employ ppl with no qualifications over us :/ still the search for money continues.

apple picking?????????????????? what happened to the tele sales???

Dear all. ALex has found a job picking figs for the weekend (involves climbing trees in amonkey fashion). He hopes to transfer to apple picking for the start of next week. Glen & I began an apple picking job on Thursday, but got the sack after 1 day. The farmer & his ever so slightly inbred wife claimed that extensive bruising to the apples was the reason. Was because we laid apples on the floor when we ran out of bins to place the fruit in. Were given 10 quid for efforts. Cheek of it.

Alex- apologies for the delay in correspondence with yourself but only just got back from Finland/Sweden, quality time had and snowboarding is the business. I sadly am not the business, and my ass spent far too much time getting to know the slopes. Since then work has been a massive ball-ache and will continue to be for the next month. Violence erupted on the moor tonight when i kicked off after a very bad tackle and scenes not dissimilar to those at Old Trafford after the Arsenal game were seen (i played the role of Ruud to perfection). Not a lot else to report but hope to hear from you again in the near future. PS Did you try to call me while i was away?

Looks like we might put DIK back together for a LAN. Shame you arent around but we will probably do better without our weekest link!

Cant think straight cause im hung over after a big piss up last night. Oh well hope you can still afford some booze! Surprised we havent seen begging nots for donations on here yet.

Have a good time!

Hmmm ok glen which one is she???

dude, hope everything is going good .... looks great u lucky git. I didnt even know this site existed till I spoke to Rob .. lol, when are u back anyway. I might be moving to the states around august/september to work ( fingers crossed ) u back before then ?

ticks? yuck. glenny and kath you people disgust me. makes me judder.
we have a real life aussie here at work for merrills. she says you should go to fremantle and to down south to margaret river whilst you are in perth and the surrounding area. Kings park as well and the pinnacles - but not to bother with the art gallery or the museums - ha likely!!! as if! the only culture you are likely to experience is the beer culture! also Kalgoulie, prostitues on one side and pubs the other - sure that's not southend....
hope tele sales is treating you and young simon well... convince them they never had as good a deal as you can get it for them. tell them you come with the phone - actually no, you are trying to sell them....
Love for now to you and the boys
Jo xxxxxxxxxxxx