not in the jungle then! thought jesus was in rio and so did jon??? who got the window seat then, think andrew should since you have seen half the world already, or did you take it in turns!!!

rachx.

come on joe tell us about south america, oyu either had a boring week and nothing to write about or having to much fun and no time to write ????? or are you in jungle dont supose computors are part of the jungle environment !!!, anyway hurray up because the weather is horrendous here the rain is the worst since they started recording rainfall etc, dad might email you some photos the car park completely flooded and peter had to knock wall down by dads study as it was gonna come in house, ford is 4ft deep and over the footpath and in wellholme as well. picture it mum soaking wet trying to sweep water away havnt got a clue why because it comes much faster than a human can move it, and dad stood watching with an umbrella and a pair of wellies, complete role reversal !!!

love rach xxx

I would try and make some effort to reply to some fo the msgs you kindly leave me but most of you dont seem to leave and email. anyway, its still nice to read them all and yes, its going to be pretty soon before im back and best get explaining because its thats much fun i'll be taking alisha and alex next time. lets face it, they'll be less scared than you set of wimps!

Hi Joe

Just looked thro ya photos, they all just look brilliant. My mum was telling alex about u jumping out of a plane yesterday. He looked very puzzled and ask 'why?' Try explaining to a 2 year old why its a good thing to jump out of a aeroplane! Alisha said to tell you it very silly and very dangerous!! Im sure your mum would agree!.. Im sure the risks were totally out weighed by the buzz and fun of it all. Just looking at you rolling down that hill in that big ball makes me feel all sick n dizzy. Not much longer to go now so dont waste your time reading these msg go have some more fun. xxx

joe couldnt stop laughing at ya near naked pulic toilet show, especially wit chinks outside !!! surprised you not over limit aswell you seem to be constantly drinking!

only just managed to work out what LOTR meant on ya last blog, not that you'l be surprised!

looks great love rach xxx

p.s the is spelt the h before e

Hi Joe

My news always sound so mundane, when reading your exploits...

Anyway, there habe been times when this was the other way 'round, or indeed when we shared experiences in Africa. Yesterday, Avis hosted a big family get-together and I did the catering/braai/BBQ. Weather was good, the pool was filled for the little ones, and nobody got sick from my food... Good to get something right for a change.

Otherwise, all is the same

Best wishes Uli

Hey Joe

Ya looking nice and brown now (for a ginge ne way) instead of like a lobster!! Iv just looked thro ya photos looks like ya still having a brilliant time, I havnt spotted the man boobs Rachael will soon have no room to talk when you get back she will be twice the size she was b4 you left.....Me2!!! but we do have a good excuse! I bet sky diving was ace I would love to do that. Ya nights out look good too although Im not really up for any nights out at the moment Im so knackered all the time. All is going well at the moment had a scan yesterday...only 1 baby thank god..Mikey was relieved!! He says hi. Better get back to work now...take care! xxx

ooh also update on the constant loosing/damaging of the phones situation.

im picking up where you left off, you should see the brick iv got at minute. pshh!

dropped mine in a toilet full of wee n it broke. gutted.

xxx

this'll tickle you...

on friday i was at a bit of a loose end and wanted to go see pirates of the carribobs. text absolutly everyone in my phone and nobody either replyed or wanted to go.

naturlich this left me feeling somewhat deflated.

but it must of bin a hormonal time for me and my lady bits coz i pretty much nearly started booing and went of a bit of a mad rant somewhere along the lines of "if joseph was here hed take to see pirates!! if he wasnt a bit fat deserter blah blah boohoo etc so on and so forth"

obv i pulled myself together and it was all good int end coz mikeala and scary mary came with.

thought youd like that anyway! xxx

ah never mind jon !!!

joe looks better and better all the time, think you needed 6hr bike ride after seeing ya man boobs in that lycra only joking!

i think a certain little person would fit in or benefit from going to that happy hippy weed bong place !!! :)

rach xxx

hi joe your sis is a pain in the backside dident know the sum was compulsory

hi joe glad u r having a good time , just looked at all your photos god what a fantastic time u must be having . sky diving wow i dont have the guts , who is the massive boobed girl in ya photos . was surfing hard it looked fun anyway , when are u giomg to put some vids on if u too busy just have a few drinks less the night before , suprised u not sn alkie by now with all that partying . so what do u think about becoming an uncle then all the fun will have to stop for me now carry on having fun c u later