Charlie and I set off on our adventure, leaving the autumnal weather of England behind. We had a long journey ahead. First stop Mumbai. With a shot of jd, shrooms on toast for me and packet of skips for Charlie we headed to our gate. Our plan was to get slightly intoxicated on the flight. It just makes for a more interesting flight. True to our word we got battered. A few vodkas, no gin to our disbelief. The guy next to Charlie (slightly Pervy) kept us topped up...