

Chania, Greece
"Look But Don't Touch"
"What is it with tourists and ice cream? They had some this morning, then again after lunch, and now again with the four-dollar cones, I don't get it!" - My Life in Ruins
Eventually I did go to Chania. Elena was exuberant. "Remember-"
"I know, I know," I said. "Look but don't touch." Jeez, she'd all but told me to get a bucket of popcorn and set up camp on the beach with a pair of binoculars. She might not have been so excited if she kne...