Have you been having many games of Tig on your travels?

G'day you guys!! Just been looking at your travel journal and all your pics...it looks like you having the time of your lives!! Im very impressed with all the daring things you've done, skydiving, bunji jumping, white water rafting...is there anything you guys arnt scared of!! Missing you lots Claire x x x

I see my a retard brother have escape while I not be in country. This is a very serious, you must understand this. He is retard with one arm as strong as Ox and he have tiny muchkin head. He must be in cage at all times, he like a to play pervert with farmer's horse and a disturb his daughters. If not whipped daily he can cause a great damage. He like to smash!!! Bilo if you escape and use town's computer again I wish you read this. I will a return to a kazahkstan and crush you. I have a already sent message with pigeon to mama which will arrive even early as April. I have warn her of your cage, you need new cage, maybe she will put you with my mistress in other cage. This terrible news of my brother come at time when I am a very happy. Christmas is soooo gud in a England. I have never had present before. I recieve a comedy glasses from my new English friends. I look like the transvestite a Elton John, I am so crazy. I have been chasing a children in street with them. Now there picture of me with glasses in local paper warning the children. I feel sooo special. I have a been accepted as an English gentleman. I like! In Kazahkstan at a Christmas, we dont have a presents. We all form line to stroke Farmer Majetevic's Donkey. If you have been good boy, Farmer Majetevic will take you alone to old barn. He was nice man. Once I sneak in line twice and I a pat Donkey all over again. My friends were sooo jealous when they hear. It was best Christmas ever. I must go now, but a Happy New Years to you Mags & Hayleys. I like you, I like sex! Borat

Yaqkshamesh! This is fist time i make use of web wild world without keyboard get too sticky to use!! Today, i get let out of cage for 10 whole minutes! I love new years day! Often my brother Borat tease me with sisters naughty viginia, behind bars, saying, 'this what you not get, this what you not get!', but not today!! I already eaten my christmas goat, ita tasty! The coal..... not so much! I soon go to england to make cultural learnings to make benefit for glorious brother, borat. He says everybody a retard there, and my strong arm help hold his new wife to the machine. My time is a up! Back to the basement! ....................Bilo

Merry Xmas you 1 shade away from ginger mingers and a happy new year xxxx Lots of luv your big bro and sis!

"Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear Hayley happy birthday to you!"
Hope you threw a shrimp on the barbie for us to celebrate your birthday and you are feeling all better! Photos are fab - but less of the drama Ian in the blogs please i cant take it! Take care of each other,
Lots of love and hugs
Rach and Kev xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi both,

Glad to here you made it to New Zealand in one piece, sorry to here you were poorly Hayley, hope you are back to 100% now. Just wanted to add a quick message to say Happy Birthday Hayley! Sorry the message is late (since it's now the day after your time), but some of us are still busy having to work :)

Will be in touch with a full message soon with updates on our not quite as exciting life. Sounds like you're having an amazing time, hope the camper is a good one.

Lots of Love
Paul and Em.xxx

Hey Guys!!
OH MY GOD!! How jealous am I??...ur photos look ab amazing!! sorry to hear u havent been well chick...glad ur feelin better now!! :-)

I now know wot you meant when u warned me about third year uni!! Nightmare!! sooo much work n havent started the old dissertation yet!!

Anyway to the point...Whatever ur up to Hope u have an ab. FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY sweety!! Id send ya pressie but am not sure itd get there ;-) I will have a lil tipple and be thinkin of ya this weekend tho!!! ;-)
Loads of Love to ya both!
xxxxxxxSarahxxxxxxxxxx

ps keep the blogs and phots coming coz it keeps me distracted from actually having to do any work!!!

Hello!
Please, it is just me! I have been enjoying watching photograph again. I see you like to pinch a the chocolate-face children from their school. I a request you bring back one to the England for me, I will trade you for my pet Boris, he is a beautiful pig! You will like! He was voted 5th most attractive woman in whole of my village. I will show you certificate if you not believe.

Im a still in a England. Im quite the English gentleman, you would like to see me have pint of traditional English beer. It is soooo much better than the fermented horse urine we drink in a Kazahkstan. It has only problem that I cannot do a the disco dance as good, It make me keep a falling into people. I a once fall into a man with a big muscles who like to wear the leather trousers. He was most friendly man I ever meet. He let me touch his bottom and a next week he says he will take me club where English men go to disco dance. I am soooo excited, but my english friends they laugh. Why they laugh???!!

When does a your journeys take you to a Kazahkstan? You must go stay with my family, you will like them, they nice! I let you stay in my room and you can even have a turn with my play cassettes. I have all a the hits, a Huey Lewis, a Dolly Parton and a Wet Wet Wet. you must share room with a my Ox, he will keep you a warm. You can even protect mama from the dirty jews with the cure you will find. You will find this cures, you must understand this.

I go now, I must practice my a disco dance for a big night! Happy times!

Borat

Glossy Magz,

Have you been putting boot polish on instead of suncream, you can tell you're a Nelson boy, all you need is a rag head and you'll look like proper paki, apologies that is very politically incorrect I meant to say person of an ethnic minority.....

Hello Hayley!!

Really sorry to hear you have been ill, hope you are loads better now. Has your illness somehow wiped your tan??!!!! Hils says you are going to be transparent soon!

The pics are great, so glad you are having such a good time.

We miss u loads, email soon.

Emma and Lauraxxxx

PS Love to Ian
PPS We hope the task we set you is going well, we'll email you when we have thought of something new!