A night in Valparaiso We visited a port town in Chile Which was both historically rich and quite hilly The street arts a treat But dogs s*** in the street And we had a night out that got silly We bumped into a straight girl from Norway In a pisco bar that same day When Michael moved in She said with a grin I'm afraid that I'm actually gay Michael was a nice man from Greece But the Norwegian was as young as his niece He came from down under So there ...

Welcome to Buenos Aires. Here is THE NEWS. World tour on hold due to massive Malbec hangover. Thatcher death. Slight brightening of general mood in central Buenos Aires today. Militant French girls (24 and 25 YOA) inform Buenos Aires tour guide they only understand Spanish. Forced to pretend they can't understand English in humiliating fashion for rest of tour. A world first: Proud Englishman pretends to be Australian in vicinity of Malvinas protest/Argent...

Retrospective post We went to Montevideo Excellent steak in the port area! Cycling on the worlds longest boardwalk! A theatre! We went to Colonia de Sacramento A strategic port with a rich history! A ferry across to Buenos Aires! Some other stuff! Yes!

Review of Posada El Sur, Montevideo Dear Tripadvisor, Sorry I haven't written in a while. And sorry also that this review is as much a review of Montevideo the city, as it is a review of the Montevideo guest house Pousada de Sur. Firstly I would start by saying that if you really must come to Montevideo then by all means do so. It has a fascinating history, having been the centre of centuries of political and military tug-o-war between the Portuguese, Spanish, ...

There isnt that much to say about Florianopolis barring the fact that it is a beautiful part of the world. The story of Florianopolis is the story of the stories... First, the story of Carsten. We met him on the bus to Florianopolis. He's a Danish geyser. He got chowed by some flying ants at Iguaçu falls. Half way through the overnight journey, his hand and one leg had swollen up so much that it looked like he had elephantitis. We kinda took him under our win...