Hi Hayley & Ed hope you enjoyed your show!!! Ber it was really camp not really up Ed's street. Have you checked to see if the water goes down the plug hole the opposite way yet. Oh by the way I do hope you don't interfere with any innocent animals Love to oyu both Dad xxxxxJust about manage d to count on my fingers for the sum to send this message it was difficult as I had one up my nose at the time ha ha !!!!!!!

G'day you two!!

looks and sounds like you'r still havin an amazing time! love looking at all the photos, makes me feel like im right there with ya!!!... almost.

actually i almost was right there with u because a couple of weeks ago i was offered a job singing and dancing on an australian cruise ship and they wanted me to fly out to melbourne for rehearsals last week! unforunately i had to turn it down though because i didnt want to miss adams wedding in july  we wud'v been in oz together... betty and elsie down under!! but never mind, mayb when we'r 85 we can take our new hips to oz on that surfing holiday that we'v always dreamed of?! iv aksed them if i can go out in september on the ship instead though so fingers crossed for that.

dont think i have any other news for u at the moment, so i shall leave u to go and have some more fun. keep in touch, and keep yourselves nice (just like aunty angela used to say!)

miss u lots, speak soon, all my love lottie-loo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hey guys hope all is tipidy top down under if its not i find femfresh and a bit of talc works wonders!! tee hee!! went and saw steve and viv yesterday and raided their garden for plants and stuff. taken loads but it hasnt dented the garden one bit! they said they have been trying to post a message but werent sure how to do it. i explained so hopefully they will manage it soon. glad angela liked my mission hope you have done it! will be sending new one soon and i know you told me u never did some of them so until we see photo evidence of the oz challenge i will not be sending any more! kids are all cool and send their love. that bloomin big teddy goes everywhere with zara and takes up my seat in the lounge! anyway in process of having my kitchen floor done and the man wants tea so better not delay. reading your friend chloes comment about the koala bear i heard they like having a finger stuck up their bum thats how they artificially inseminate them would make this your next mission but thought that was slightly unfair, on the koala that is not on u 2! take care luv ya loadz xx 

Hello Hayley and Ed!
I can't believe how far you have gone and how quick it has gone.  I was looking at your map and its crazy when you think how far away you are! Anyways, I hope you meet some crazy Aussies but don't play knifey spooney with Crocodile dundee as that may be dangerous!  Also try to find a koala bear and take him back so he can mate with squirrels and create drop bats!!!  (apparantly that happened in Devon unles he crazy man was lying to me!) You will have to meet my cat when you come back.  His name is Tommy (and Ed, Gordon is not impressed by him!) but he has been poorly for a few days and had a bit of diarrhoea.  Not fun to clean up and it made me realise I won't be having babies for a long time! So have much fun and enjoy the aussie culture and bring back many fun memories to last you both forever.  I will be with you in spirit saying "GUDDDAY MATE!!!"
Love you both Clomofo! xxxxx

Hi Guys

Pictures are fab! Just been adjudicating in Norway, it's a beautiful place but Malaysia looks ab. brill! Gotta go there one day! It's great to know that you are having such a fantastic time. What memories you will have that you can share with each other. Lisa x

Hey Guys,

sorry not been in touch, we have actually been really busy here over the last few months!! Sounds and looks like your having a great time and i am totally jealous!! (still)

as for esn, well its all the same, Gary is leaving in 2 weeks, so is roman and we have a new f&b manager now!! Polly is now HR manager, chirs has left (chef) and andy is now head chef and we have 2 new receptionist!!! its crazy!

well keep enjoying yourselfs...and keep me updates all the time!!! love and hugs... carol.xxx

Hey you two, was lovely to speak to you the other day. Now I have spoken to you can't wait to go to Thailand in September. Dad & I are looking forward to the elephant ride. Its going so quick but I miss you loads. Oz will seem so British after the orient. Have a gr8 time and have lots of tinnies and BBQ's. Fay you are so funny I couldn't stop laughing when I read your mission. I would also like them to find a yellow brick road, a cowardly lion, scarecrow and tin man, its not too much to ask is it? & I want photo evidence.Hey guys dad sends his love. Nana is doing well and wiil be skipping around on her new hip soon.Eveyone sends there love to you.Oh dad wants you to have a look to see if the water really does go down the plug hole the opposite way (anti-clockwise) !!!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Guys

I am soooooooooooooooooo jealous that you are seeing such amazing things, you r lucky things.  And you get to share the experince together, so romantic! 

 I am glad that you are both ok and enjoy Australia, I am hoping to fly over to Oz myself next year, after running the london marathon!!

 Take care, speak soon.

xx

hey peeps. photos are ace that one of that statue with the funny face looks somewhat like tigra or whatever his name is from thundercats!! also what were you doing in the sultanas bedroom? did you have any raisin to be in there??were you having a grape time? oh i know not funny fay!! well we have finally sold the granary hurrah!! sorry you cannot move in now when u get back, back to dossing it im afraid!! chris is in the midst of finishing my kitchen finally!! then we are getting a conservatory with proceeds of the sale of the other house god i sound like im minted dont i! were not honest! where is angela eh she hasnt posted a message for ages! good to hear from you both the other day although you sounded very distant, or was that just because you were talking to me lol! as u are off down under soon (im not being rude lorraine!!) challenge number something or other MISSION: I want you to ask as many people as possible if they've seen the wizard. When they reply what wizard you say Why the wizard of Oz of course whilst linking arms and skipping down the road clicking your heels (hayley will teach you DD) singing were off to see the wizard..... in your best ghee whizz kanzas accent!

make sure you do it it will be hilarious to watch!

Love u both speak soon xxx oh and i hope u are still collecting my tacky fridge magnets for me xx

Hey!

I've been following your every move and it looks like your having an amazing time! I'm really enjoying your photo updates. Nearly finished for the year at uni over here. Just one more practical piece and its log book to go and then thats officially it for the year! Anyway enough about boring England....keep having a memorable time! nas. xx

Hey guy's, great pic's you are doing a great job of making us all jelous! Looks and sounds like you are both having a great time which so you should. It was really nice to hear your voices over the phone and that you are both safe, it's just a shame Callum didn't want to join in the convo, you can't blame hime really i mean i would feel the same if i was 2 and my aunite and uncle left me to travel the world, in his little eye's thats just rude ha ha!! Alfie is growing very fast we must update you soon with some pic's of them both. Callums got his first bike so we have the job of teaching him how to ride it now. Keep having lot's of fun missing you both lot's take care love from us xxx

Hey guys!!

 Hope your having an amazing time!!

Your pictures look awesome!!

 Keep us updated!!

 Luvs ya both!!

Me!!!!! x x x