Hello humbugs. So back tracking a little........ I absolutely hated Brisbane, it was so dull and boring nothing great about the place. On the leaflets it says that the man made beach on the south bank makes up for there not being a beach BUT it doesn't , so I will never be going back there again! Although we did meet some really nice people, apart from this weird man who came in with an emply bag! I made mark sleep with me on the top bunk because I was so scared...

OUCH!!........ Yes it hurt when we left Judi's house....back to being travellers. It isnt all that bad really it's actually very fun you all should try it even you oldies. Anyway first stop was a small seaside relaxation town of Yamba, 2 hours away from Byron bay. It took 10 hours to get there from Sydney we had a couple of stops and on the first stop!!....... at about 3am a group of people in cars called me a f*cking white dog!!... to be honest i probably did ...

Happy new year everyone! Update: mark decided to take matters into his own hands with his hair. When it isn't gelled it looks like he has put a bowl on his head and cut around it hahaha. Anyway....... Where do I begin!! I've been very silly to not update this blog because now I am going to have to bore all of you with an essay of everything we have done so far!!. I promise to keep it short and sweet without all the dramatics as I have been told that my dramat...

Evening Everyone - its weird when you all get up we are having our dinner ( sausage and mash with chocolate pudding for dessert )- we can do this as we have both lost weight! so need to gain some poundS, although i am liking my new found toned bum and legs. UPDATE: Helen and Mark have not been out to a restaurant in over 2 weeks ....... I think that deserves a round of applause. We left Melbourne on Friday Evening to go to Canberra (the capital for all those...

G'day G'day how ya going..... Hello everyone 9 days till Christmas woooop...... Firstly apologies for not writing on this for a week we have been very busy busy, secondly " winer storms batter Britain" is Britain battered? ( maybe thats why no one has written to us hahaha) Anyway on Monday we went to Phillip island! It was awesom. First stop was a wildlife conservation park, all the animals there are really tame so we could hand feed them, first up ...