We arrived at sparrow hill, it was baking, we walked along the canal to where the sun loungers were, they were huge big enough for three people to lay on, passing all the pretty people I found a spot next to some mingers the size of whales, which always makes me feel a little less self conscious about getting my chicken breast and burger nips out. Plus I thought it would be better sitting with the mingers looking at the pretties than sitting with the pretties ha...

After my shower we caught the metro, me in my soggy shorts again. We wandered a bit then found a Russian Restaurant with a nice outside decking area, its called Moo Moos and has a cow out the front and lots of cow print everywhere, once inside you got a tray and then picked what you wanted, a bit lime school dinners, only you didn't have to eat the veg, I had salmon, rice and courgettes which looked like they had been flame grilled and dipped in butter, it was th...

Got up around 10 today, didn't have the best nights sleep in the hostel, out of the 8 people in our dorm the other 6 were asleep by midnight, but there was 1 Chinese girl, and all through the night she was in and out of the dorm, leaving the door open and putting the main light on, shouting down the phone at her friend, and just generally being Chinese, i don't know why she bothered with a phone, I'm sure her friend in China could have heard her without it. When ...

After the park we headed across Moscow to check into a new hostel as the Russian dream was fully booked (probably by Mosquitos). It was baking and within minutes we looked like we had been for a shower, well Steve did I had a gentle glow which made me look more attractive than usual. Finding your hostel is much harder than you would think, I haven't figured out why yet, but they are always hidden, down an alley, in a basement, and they never ever have a sign, aft...

Woke around 9.30 my bed was like a waterbed only instead of water it was sweat, we had decided to leave the window in the room shut last night, not really sure which I prefer, being bitten to death, or having my organs slowly poached, did I mention our hostel was called Russian dream, these sickos must have some weird dreams! I was packed and ready to go by the time Steve woke as we where planning on going to see Lenin, or Stalin can't remember now, some old Russ...