We spent the morning doing boring stuff. Like washing and trying to slim down the amount we were carrying in our bags. We decided to send some stuff home, I can imagine how excited my family will be to receive a parcel all the way from China. and then their faces when thy open it up and find my old jeans and Steve's cast offs inside. The post office was typically Chinese. Sending a parcel involved filling out loads of forms which each cost money,and then lots of...

At this point I would like to point out that it has become increasingly more crucial to highly censor my blog so that I don't upset the people I meet or offend some readers. If you want the warts and all version you'll have to buy the book when I finish it or at least buy me a beer!

I was woken early by a knocking on the door. It was Dan and Emma they asked if we wanted to go to Pizza Hut. I hate cheese and so am not a fan of Pizza but Steve likes it and since there were three of them and one of me I decided to go with the flow and whilst they had Pizza I had a chocolate brownie and ice cream dessert. We decided we were going to go to Dino Land. Dan had seen it online and it looked amazing. It was a kind of water theme park. Me and Steve mis...

We reluctantly woke up in time to meet Emma downstairs. I circled the bar area 3 times but there was only one girl in there, although she did keep paying me attention, i thought it must have been my new haircut i got in Beijing. Then Steve arrived and told me that was Emma. I thought about coming up with an excuse like, oh you've lost weight I didn't recognise you or pretending I had OCD and always walked around a room 3 times before sitting down, but that would ...

We reluctantly woke up in time to meet Emma downstairs. I circled the bar area 3 times but there was only one girl in there, although she did keep paying me attention, i thought it must have been my new haircut i got in Beijing. Then Steve arrived and told me that was Emma. I thought about coming up with an excuse like, oh you've lost weight I didn't recognise you or pretending I had OCD and always walked around a room 3 times before sitting down, but that would ...