I woke up this morning with an 80's style yellow sweat band on my left wrist with a four leaf clover on it, a rub on tatto of a powerboat on my left breast and some writing in red on my right breast. I had pink n black beads around my neck and I was facing my laptop. My head hurt. You have to love Key West! ;o) So yesterday started with me waking up early to enjoy my last day in Key West. I had a shower, ordered brakfast and was watchin TV all before 8.30am! (fo...

So I'm back in Key West, Florida.....lying on a kingsize bed with a hurricane blasting outside. I'm here flat on my back with my arm in a sling! OK, maybe I should explain this more. After I eventually was allowed to enter the states after the trouble I had in the Cayman Islands, I had to wait 40minutes to get through immagration looking at my watch as bus to Key West left at 5pm. I landed at 4pm. It was tight!! I had to ask at the help desk in the airport ...

Fantasy Fest & Miami Halloween! Next year, if you fancy a get-away go to KEY WEST, Florida for the Fantasy Fest. It happens at the end of Oct every year. It's full of random parties for 4 days - wet t-shirt party, red party(everyone wears red), recyle party, nude party, toga party.....the list goes on! It is acceptable during these 4 days, no matter your age to walk around naked and have your body painted! It was shocking, I did not know where to look! ...

Yuk! Last night a guy on my tour hit on me. He was almost as old as my dad! YUK YUK YUK! He said ' I have needs and you have needs and well....if you want to come to my tent, i'll be very gentle'. f*cking perve. He's a teacher as well!! Makes you wonder!! So I avoided him all day today. Went through the Everglades today and checked out some alligators or 'gators' as the American folk call them! Saw some tiny ones that could have been in our sewers....on ...

23rd Oct - FridayIm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty traumatised right now. Not quite sure what went on today.1) A man by the pool was shocked that I was not from Florida!So am I sooo fat and American sounding now? Do I just blend in? So many questions which are slightly concerning! I went back to my hotel from and did stomach crunches.2) I got left in the middle of Kissimmee by a taxi firm as they very 'foreign - mexican'. and obviously do not understand English...