Hello Emmy Lou,
The photo's are fantastic, although the thai cooking class really does look dangerous; when you told me what you had been up to that was the one thing I thought sounded safe!!! How wrong I was, they must be 10 foot high flames..... The elephants look unbelievable!!! And I can not believe you trekked up a mountain - what were you thinking?!! I saw the picture of the p**** cat, your are right she does look alot like Megs... I think I would have put her in my backpack and taken her home if I could...
I will try to send you some pictures of everyone at home soon.
Take care, miss u and love u lots
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Hi emmi missed your call the other night i was out scraping a liveing to support she who has no input ha ha just been through your latest pics and yes im very jealous the scenery loooks breathtaking you look bit dodgy on the elephant though! not sure if the flameing wok was good idea but you look like you haveing good fun .Must be all the tai green curry you eating or the treking up mountains you look thinner emmi you can cook us all a the reeal article when you return.Twelve hours on a bus must have been bit of an ordeal air conditioning made up for it though ha ha we all glad you seem more relaxed emm and savouring every experiance talking of strange dogs popps just bounded upstairs in his gangley spass fashion and greeted with me with morning face wash yuk wish he wouldnt bless him.Nothing much to report here in 8 days the clocks go winter time lovely go to work in the dark come home in the dark bet you realy going to miss all that. not ! keep the pics comeing emm they realy good talk to you soon love dadx

First you ridicule my height and now you are taunting me with my favourite foods from home - I am seriously considering whether I shall continue our friendship when I get home Miss Francine Wainhouse!!!!!! Seriously though my cravings are getting worse - I dreamt of bacon flavoured walkers crisps the other day! I need to get a grip! Mum, it has got to the stage where I am now going to request you bring some homemade chicken and mushroom pie to the airport next year (along with the walkers please!) I had THAI GREEN CURRY for dinner AGAIN tonight! Anyway I'm glad my message board is full of such heart felt words. I look forward to your next attack Franki...

Hi hon!, Glad to hear you are having a ball, although I now have a bad case of the green eyed monster! to continue the food theme running through your messages, I thought I'd let you know that Lisa and I had Malt Burgers on Tuesday and I'm thinking of going for PIE tommorow! The ever georgous Gary sends his love and a big wet one! Fatty is on a diet, think he has lost 1/2 a pound this week so only another 300 or so to go! By the way Nip Tuck (season 3) is now on (addicted again!) not that you care about what crappy telly your missing! Bet I can make you jealous, I've got a brainstorm in a minute! Buy for now blondy xxx

I thought I should tell you that I had pasta, pesto, bacon (smoked of course) with garlic ciabatta (you know the one - Tesco's finest!) covered in melted mozzerella last night for my dinner - Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm! I thought, selflessly, that I should share this with you.
I hope you are having a great (but careful) time - bet you are nearly browner than me now! I am in my office trying to catch-up on TWO YEARS worth of work before I leave EEEK! One week today and I am out of this place...FOREVER (so no emails to King's please!!!). Really hope you are enjoying yourself Bilbs and miss you like an ex-junkie misses the smack.
Mucho love
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HRH MacMannus

Hey babe
Don't worry i won't say anything derogatory about you being small as that is sizist.....so frodo...glad to see that your having fun (only joking hon!!) can't believe you fell off a moped, shame it wasn't filmed could have got 250 quid for that!!....i hear from Nat you're healing well and you look well in the photos but please please please don't have any futher incidents as i don't think the nerves will cope with it!! I am cat sitting this weekend while Nat and James have gone to Lincoln...Monkey needs daily eardrops so i administed them as per the instructions and 5 min demo given to me by nat before they left....needless to say it went fine although monkey now thinks i'm the devil and won't come within 4 ft of me!!! Everything else is the same as you left it...except it's getting dark at 6, it's cold and wet and x-factor has started which has become an integral part of my sat night (sad i know but hey!) ...Missing you loads keep safe thanks for the fags will give your mum the money keep in touch ta ta for now xxxxx

I thought Franki's message would then start a barrage of midget insults...just for the record, Malaysian people are small = the mopeds are small, my legs touched the floor just fine thank you very much! Really nice to hear from you all and I promise to take better care of myself in the future! PS. Dad, I haven't opened that picture message you sent me as I just know it's going to be a picture of all of you eating roast chicken and I shall be extremely upset!!! xxxxxxxxx

Oi oi pretty lady! Glad to see you're still in one piece and the tan is coming on nicely! Can't believe you've been gone a month already. Glad to see you've been keeping your hand in with the fellas while you're away - all I'm gonna say to ya girl is please only come back with good memories, good photo's and a good tan!!!! Looking forward to hearing and seeing the next installment of your adventure - miss ya loads bubs but keep having fun.
Loads of love Lynsey La Rue xxxxxxxxxx

Hi Ems,
How on earth did you expect not to fall off a motorbike when your feet don't even touch the floor!?! I know having dropped a moped on the floor before!
The photos are great and so is this site! I can definately say that i am suitably jealous. It is dreary, grey, and drizzling outside!!
Take Care!!!!!

Hi Ems! Please take better care of yourself because Franks is driving me nuts! You know how she likes to do her risk assessments!
Anyway, I hope you are having fun - in between your close scraps with the Grim Reaper. You're certainly looking very happy and well.
Take care hun, Rachel x

Hi emmi deano tells me your legs on the mend thats good because prosphetics cost a fortune for the midget size ha ha have fun in bangkok and stick to rickshaw or push bike ! talk to you soon love dadda

hello emmy hope ur having fun and not endangering yourself! from now on you wil travel by public trnasport and walk around in a 5 inch coating of bubble wrap so you dont get hurt.i'l try and post lots of messages on here when i can