Wooooo Woooooooooo shes nearly home!!!! So excited 1 week 5 days to go!!!! See everyone soonx

Glad to see that the pashmina has seen you through your 18 months.... you'd best come back with it in one piece!

Can't wait to see you and have a MASSIVE catch up. I've missed you more than Ant misses Dec. xxxxxxx

Hello My lovely friend. Wow...almost time to come home and back to the real world. Can't believe your still away. Still so jealous but so happy for you. ELLEN!!! Im so excited to see you! AGHHHHH! Can't bloody wait! WooWoo! Keep having the time of your life and do the Nevis! Miss you .. Love you. xxxxxx

Hi Ellen, glad u reached NZ safe and sound, hope ur looking 4ward to returning back to England - but some how i doubt that!

x

Oi Madame, I'm not happy with you!!! Just when I thought you'd had enough of getting up close and personal with Australia's wildlife... i come to find these pictures of you being throttled by a snake and manhandled by a crazy croc. Are you crazy??? Now put the scaly animals and curl up with a cuddly Koala or a cute kangaroo. Failing that wrap yourself in cotton wool for the next 7 weeks until you get on that plane back to us. Do you hear me Lady Jane, we'll have no more of it! xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Not sure how many of Ellens friends read this message board but just to let you know she is in hospital in Cairns at the moment...her stingray moment has come back to haunt her and she is on a drip to treat her really infected leg.She is on her own as Greg doesnt arrive until Monday and feeling a bit low so any of you that can ring or text her she would love to hear from you.Thanks Irene  P.S Need to arrange a homecoming "DO" so any ideas please get in touch with me!!!! not long now!

alrite missy its seens i missed out on a gd nite in palms, cant wait till im over again, but so hav u met up wiv ur buddy yet then  say hi 2 everyone new and old for

miss ya girl spk sn xxxx 

If you don't get a pic of you standing up on the surf i you will have to spend a full week on your knees back in England as a fine!
Take it back if i've missed one of you doing it but sure i looked hard enough
c*** off x 

Just watched slideshows of all the snaps from our little trip last year... it brought a tear to my eye i can tell you! Wishing i was there but so excited to see you so soon xxx

Debbie McGee has got the part!! She's confirmed!

xx

Smelly, what are we gonna do when ur back? jamie aint gonna giv ur room back looks like its back to the old tops and tails sleeping arrangment!! haha! i cant wait till your back....your gonna hate anglaterre even more when you come home!!!!!

love you, miss you!

remember babies are for life...hehe!!

100 MESSAGES!! Sorry, I just couldn't resist!

I bought the Poster Paint and glitter for your "Home Coming" banner yesterday, I'm converting an old shop sign and am hoping to get hold of some rowing oars so that it can be held up above the crowds. I am also going to make a start on the Papier Mache globe and replica plane made from pipe cleaners next week to visually display where you have been for the gathering crowds. I've also started to write a series of poems about your travels that will be dramatically performed on the day of your arrival by a cast of travelling actors and mime artists, I'm holding out for a celeb to guest star as you but am yet to get a sterling reply. I've contacted This Morning of which Philip and Fern have shown a personal interest in reporting live from the scene with a Special Guest appearance from Take That who will perform a private gig from the arrivals lounge. I've advised the Police that there will be extra traffic on the roads that day and they have arranged for an escort to ensure that you get through the ever growing crowds. I'll let you know once I've a confirmed Guest List for you to look through. All bases are covered.

xx