The morning started with a few toilet runs. The day was met with 1 x grumpy Ted and 1 x semi-okay Lauren. I was coming back from the bathroom, when I realised they had boxing on the screen - I enquired as to whether or not it was the historical match everyone was waiting in great anticipation for. It was confirmed and I went and fetched Edd; he promptly got dressed and left me in our room to watch the prematch fights. I got dressed, grabbed the laptop and made my...

I woke up and immediately got the iPad out. Edd came back from the bathroom with a coffee for me: good man. He then left me to my book and went for a swim. I only had about 5 minutes left and joined him shortly after, downstairs on the loungers. I'd bought the next 2 books off Amazon the night before, but they hadn't downloaded and I was struggling to figure out why. The bungalows restarted the internet and I sat right next to the router to get the best signal. A...

We started our day the best way: with a swim in the sea. Edd's a bit of a water baby, so he always seems to stay there as though it's his second home; I, on the other hand, set up a second home on a sun lounger. I left him to swim with the fishes and resumed my position, with my book.At one point I looked up and couldn't see Edd. I got up, walked into the sea and around a boat that was parked in the shallows. No Edd. I then walked around the boat to t...

I got up early and dumped our towels on sunbeams - I was getting one today. Then I went back up stairs, fetched my Edd and our toothbrushes. We did the necessaries, got a coffee and made our way to the desired location: 2 meters from the waves, horizontal, book in one hand, coffee in the other. Perfect bliss.Unfornatley, it was the 'coldest' day since we'd arrived: there was quite a bit of cloud cover and it rained at about 10am. The sun usually made its reappear...

We got up at 2.30am to go to the loo; both of us needed to go, so we headed down togeher, having to pass the bedroom to the left of us to get to the stairs. The man and woman staying in the room to the left of us spent most of their time while we were there, either drunk or high. They were in their late 40's, early 50's and clearly reliving their lost youth for whatever reason, usually starting breakfast with a beer and a shot of Jagermeister. This is if they act...