Nice, France
1. (See) Stare at the nude sunbathers (too long).
2. (Hear) Listen to the folks in the next stateroom (with a glass to the wall).
3. (Speak) Make disparaging remarks about French dressing.
4. Act silly in cardboard figurines (those stupid idiot tourists :-).
Seriously, Nice was a beautiful city. An older French gentleman went out of his way to give us directions without knowing any English and, of course, had to give the women the customary side-to-side che...