Hello, hello!! Hooray!! No more Ikea! Well, I could continue to work there, but then again maybe wild horses couldn't drag me back! Nice people and all that, just a bit scary! Anyway, I bet you're all going, "Why are you still in Melbourne and not on the road to Darwin, Dan? Eh? Eh?", well I shall tell you.... In a word, don't wanna! Been talking to people who've frequented Darwin and have come to the conclusion that there ain't a lot there. It seems that it would be less likely to get a sale on the van (sounds like a boat!!), as well as the mad man-murderer that's patroling the Stuart Highway at the mo, and to cap it all, I've met someone! She's called Cat and if you wanna know more than that you'll have to write to me!! (She's an Artist...... that's all you're getting!!) Spent the last week bed ridden with a Gastro Virus!! Corr that was fun in my van, with a ***kin typhoon off the coast raging against my poor van!! Luckily I had someone to nurse me back to health..... oooops, enough about her!! Been to see Harry Potter twice, once on my own and once.... oh for god sake!!!! Gonna go a see Hannah Bauer in Jinderbine(?) where she's living at a ski resort, so prepare for ski-esque photies of me, Hannah and......! Can you believe the Football and Rugby? At least Henman beat the POO!!! (Mark PhillaPOOsis) Weather's crap, but I dont mind, one can get enough of beautiful sunshine and coastal breezes..... (believe that and you'll believe anything) Heard a rumour that John Craven has been selected for the next "I'm a celeb..." but no word from the eminent Dizzy Scandol as yet. Gotta go, run out of stuff to say! Luvyalotsandlots, Danxx