On Monday 14th April we left for Ko Phi Phi - a seriously hench journey! Anyway after 3 buses, 2 boats, 1 songthaw and a partridge in a pear tree, we arrived to an absolutely beautiful island, surrounded by limestone cliffs and clear blue water. After much contemplation and backpacking around the various sea-front hotels, we picked the nice enough Andaman Beach resort. After a not so convincing dinner, we headed to Apache, a backpacking magnet of a club. Even so,...

Major apologies for not writing again sooner, but the internet price on the islands has been rather extortionate...2 baht/min - 1.50pound an hour! Right, the night after our last entry we went to play pool in a bar in Kanch with two seemingly normal women (it wasn't until later we realised that they were actually prostitutes...)! The following day we bode farewell to our legendary tour group of Alan and Ann - The Ozziess, Will - the posh public schoolboy and ...

Wow we have done a hell of a lot since our last entry! On Tuesday the 24th April, Jamie attended a Thai cookery course - he proclaims to have cooked Pad Thai with chicken, spicy thai soup, green curry and sticky rice with mango for desert! Later that day we drove up the mountains to an amazing temple. After climbing 300 or so steps, Jamie was blessed by a Buddhist monk and we both lit candels in honour of the Lord Buddha (may he rest in peace). Noi, our legendary...

Saturday 23rd April - This morning Dan was a very lazy b****** and stayed in bed so Jamie had to have breakfast with a fat, ugly Ozzie brer. After waiting ages for a taxi and being rejected on several occasions for reasons we did not understand, we bode farewell to Boonsiri place and made for Viengtai Hotel where we would start our tour.  In the afternoon, we headed into central Bangkok to visit MBK shopping centre, which (just our luck) was closed due to a f...

Today was unimaginably hot! This was discovered when we left our air-conditioned room and both our glasses steamed up from the sheer wall of heat! As we walked towards the Grand Palace, we were approached by a friendly fella by the name of Chaing (the guru). Now Chaing loved to talk (a common trait amongst Thai's) and, unprovoked, he planned our day for us; drawing on our map and helping us with our Thai pronounciation. Taking heed of the guru's advice, we bec...