We are in Chilie and I immediately feel 80% more sassy. I did the tango through the boarder crossing and haven't stopped since. Our first stop was San Pedro- a little dusty town in te desert. All the streets where covered in desert sand, the air was amazingly dry heat and cacti where sprouting up in every garden. Thank goodness I'm a tanned goddess otherwise I would have burnt to s***. After being dumped by the bus and traipsing round in the boiling sun with big ...

Sooo Bolivia. It's been a pleasure. We started off at Lake Titicaca (or TATTYcaca if your Scottish). Yes obviously Louise loved this place and tried to get her 'tats oot' at every occasion (well in her mind I knew she wanted to). We spent a night on Isle Del Sol in a room which over looked the lake but highly resembled a Wendy house and was therefor ever so slightly FREEZING!!! It was cool though and very pretty but everything shut down at about 8 so it turned ...

Since my last blog I have been to a few FANTASTIC places. Firstly there was Huacachina, this was literally a place in the middle of a desert surrounding a small oasis. From the oasis when you looked around all you could see were sand dunes, palm trees, a dodgy coloured oasis and the blue sky. Also s*** loads of stray dogs who kept having fights and intimidating me. I had to hind behind Becks as she has her rabies jab so thought she could protect me. As I was look...

Soo I am currently cruising though the mountainous/desert landscape of Northern Peru on an overnight bus to Lima.The sun is setting over the mountains which combined with the dusty desert air creates a warm glow like the mountains have been dusted with icing sugar (but not white). The bus is dirty with no air con and I'm bouncing out my seat every other turn... It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Hopefully I won't have a repeat episode of when we came up to Mancora... I ...

So landing after a flight from hell which was boiling hot and had no... I repeat NO TV on the back of the seat in front of me was soul destroying enough as it was. However what I did not expect was to then stand up to get off the plane and realise I am a good ft taller and the most flat chested/ pancake bummed than the other lads and curvy beautiful ladies around me... Watch out Peru, I'm pale, I'm lanky, I'm tall and I'm coming to salsa in a bar near you. I th...