yo b**** how goes it nice photos of you and the neighbours crew, take it easy, oh by the way u will spend more than two grand up the east coast its mint, it f***in rocks 

Hey, Just read my last message and realised that some fekkin shmuck blanked out the word b*****! Rude as! I wonder if they'll blank out fekkin?! Love ya! xxx

Hey Bertrum! How be? did you get my last email? Sounds loke you're havin fun! Got your employment status up and running or are you slakkin like a daag?! See what I did there?! Its the start of spring over here so I'm mostly outside of a weekend which helps the depression! Just saw your bro with Stretch, he's still brown but seems to be going grey round the gills! Nothin much going on at the mo so i'll b***** off. Heads up Bro and look after those tight tanned buns o' yours! What does that button in the top right corner do (RSS)? I'll just press it and see what happ................