Waddy, icant stop chuckling about the sweet corn in my eye convo!!and yes i was rather drunk when i phoned ya,yes miss you rather alot! cleeve hill still there is it!! if you see russell scud, ask him if hes looking after my bike, ooh spoke to these mountin bikers when i was in melbourne and they said there is a really good down hill mountain bike park up here somewhere you can hire out norcos!! they said the blokes a complete nutter, sounds like good fun!! but i dought they stop on the way home for a nice pint of real ale!!theres no real beer here mate!speckled hen would kill these aussies,do you remember when our girls had to carrie us home, when we downed seven pints in an hour thought i was going to die!!!!!!! any way mate give nix and lilly my love and i will see you soon xxxxxxxxxxxxps well done to seany for is no drinkin for three days thing,that takes one hell of a manxxxxxxxxx

Aah Bert, How be? That was a funny convo we had when you phoned me up at work the other day. You were quite drunk weren'nt you! I can't get that sweetcorn image out of my mind!! Anyways how are ya?! Nice arse as usual! I don't think the sign is correct by the way as it says no entry!! Fekkin shat round here at the mo, it can't decide if its winter or spring and its winchcombe too! You're sorely missed back here my love, I have absolutely no excuses to got the pub anymore ( the old "Bert's in the sun, do you mind if I nip out for a few er....... hours") excuse just doesn't work anymore! I like the worried look on Harolds face, I think he knew that strange thing were afoot with you around! Still going out on the bike in all weathers, even got Benj and Carr out the other day! Just bought Nick a bike to put in the shed and leave there until she chucks it on Ebay! I do take a rather impressive side profile but don't appreciate that food you keep feeding me in those photos, it makes me arse leak good n' proper! Right, I'm fakkin orf noo, Laters dude! Love ya, Me and mine! xxx p.S. Congratulations to Mr Mason for not havin a brew for four days! Well done shag, we're proud of ya!

hahaha loved your comment on the girl with the funny shaped head! :-)

Hi darling!

There you see, Matilda still likes you! :-) Good to hear that she's stil doing well in WA! You're not really considering going back home, right?  Miss you sweety! Want to see you soon!

Take care of yourself darling!

Anne xxxxx

your not going home! xxx

Hey darling! course i still like you. as you already know im in the middle of nowere and internet costs a fortune... guess you not check your email couse i sent you one. ill text you soon. miss you and love you xxx

any way nice to here from ya neil mate

i hope works going well, are you doing any shagging at the mo or are you still with mary palmer

well well well

its about fooking time mr bloody smith

well i know that you work with pcs and to be honest it would not make a massive difference to leave a 2 min, message but the biggest piss off is matt or even phil who are playing on there effin computers all the time and cant even spare a couple of mins to write there old mate cully a little note,is bloody beond me

Alrighty there! Finally pulled my finger out to leave you a message on this thing. Nice pictures - love the one with you and Bish. One question, after obviously breaking the Ramsey St road sign were you thrown off the set?

Hope its all good with you - speak soon!

Neil.

Hi Al sweety!

thanks for your msg on my web! hehe yeah it would be hard for you to understand but you can always see the photos!     Matilda is in the middle of nowhere in WA so her phone doesn't work and there's far between internet cafes! I'm sure she still likes you heaps!! How abuot Chris, he still alive? I haven't heard from him at all.. Say hi to both of them please!   Don't go back to England, stay here! i'm sure you can find some fruit picking or something! You have to wait for us in Queensland! I miss you, want to see you soon!   Anyways, i'll be off.. Love you heaps and miss you!

Anne xxxxxxxx

sean who the fook is peter griffin(aint he the bloke off the family guy) and wot the hell is he to ban me old mate little sean from anywhere!is that complete tossa frank still in the sausarrrge,its wuckin s*** it ther any way!! and the gay bar!!! stick to the currunt bun!!!! is that charly idiot in the lion yet, im still in two minds weather to come back to england or not,  im broke so you might see me sooner than you think.... see ya bloke cullbert cuthbert cull signing off xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEYYYYYYY, been tee total for 4 days now. And now i'm goin down the oub for my first pint. It's so good to hear from you mate, you made me feel quite emotional what you said in your message. You are also right about the humanoid orang-u-tan! Sightings have increased ten-fold in the last couple of days, they had to get the local authorities in to try and tranqulize the thing,but it escaped at some scaffolding. And has yet to been seen since. Other local news is that i've been awarded the worst bum in Winchcombe award! One saturday night after yours truly stuck up for some friends in Ths SSAAAUUUSSSAAGGGE, the gay w***er Peter Griffin barred yours truly, as I left with my head held high, I mooned the GAY BAR. Which I was also barred from, now the gay judge Matthew decided my bum was'nt as good as yours and I got the worst bum of Winchcombe award.