Ja m'appelle back in Nam now, Hong Kong was quality, I done horse racing in the city Wednesday night which was superb you could see all the skyscrapers lit up around and they had a live band playin in between races, I won meself some dollars from a lucky tip too! After a few days of goin bar to bar I managed to find the standing order of Hong Kong, cheaper beer only without the drunk hobos and they had a duke box! I was in some bar in Hong Kong just havin a pint one night when this geezer who was Hong Kong lookin but spoke cushty English walked past me and went to open the doors of the toilets and this bird who dint lock the door was sat on the toilet pants round her ankles on view to the bar haha she kicked the door shut and he said oh sorry and looked round at her mate who was sat on the table near me and the geezer said sorry to her too ha he was a bit embarrassed but was laffin, then when the bird came out he pointed to me and said it was him as a joke so I said yeah sorry bout that and we laughed our asses off, she had a face like a slapped ass and stormed past, then when the matey comes out the toilet he said cheers mate ha, took one for the team dint I! I done a cable cart upto the mountains too which went right up into the clouds and you could see for miles all around. When your walkin round in Hong Kong everyone just plays with their phones their eyes are just glued to their screens and they don't watch where they're goin they just walk Into you and then move around ya still lookin at their screens and this one bird I see walked onto the wrong side of the escalator which was moving up and she took one step on it and it threw her back and she twisted round and just about managed to grab the railing to stop her falling haha she was wobblin all over the show squealin in her high heels I pissed myself! I had a bit of a sweat on at Vietnam immigration they was takin peoples passports and stamping them and letting them through after a minute or so but when it come to me I was bein asked all sort of questions for about 15 mins and was askin some weird questions and wanted my flight number so I gave him my boardin pass and asked to see my ticket I said what ticket, he said you got no ticket I said what for but he dint answer then kept lookin at my passport photo then looking at me, looking back at it then looking to the sides of my head, then he has a chat with his mate then stamps me book and says ok go through, I ain't gonna lie I was poppin nuggets for a bit ha! It's good to be drinkin cheap beers in nam again tho, £5:80 to 7 quid a beer was gettin a bit much, happy hour you could get a beer for £3.80, bargain! I'm off to Sapa tomoro night by night train which will be quality as the place looks sweet. Only 15 days left till I'm home so making the most of it! Catch ya laters, guitar hero