Hi Craig and sam hws it? found a computer that actually wrks thats y cant get hold of ya! see ya havin a laugh and at bryns message of me being short, however bryn is still fat and loves pie so that hasent changed! wen ya texted me the other day was wathchin footy results!lol hope ya avin a laugh looks lik it! will ave ta gt hold of ya on this wrk computer so wil chat through this cause punched the one in at ome! love dan xxxxxx

Hi Craig

Have got terrible news for you. Your uncle Michael's new bell-end has fallen off and he's back to his normal 2 inches. Your gran looked all over the place trying to find it, she even looked in the washing bin to see if it was in his dirty pants. We now think that Poppy dog has eaten it as when she farted yesterday there was a funny smell.

Uncle Mike has had to cellotape the top of a Fairy Liquid bottle on to his Mr Williams as his sprinkler is all over the place!!!!

Don't worry about the viagra for uncle Kev as he found some old ones in the kitchen cupboard, unfortunately he got one stuck in his throat and he now has a stiff neck.

Ringo

Spoke to nanny tonight, so had to look at her message. Then remembered I should tell you Jaz's news. Vicky gave birth to Oliver in at 10lb 2oz.

Zoe was 16 on Monday, started celebrations on Saturday with a bbq & friends, drank all the alcohol at home. Monday pizza hut and Tuesday a meal with friends at the Ring of Roses. She also has had interviews at Bath college and Radstock. Lots of life changing experiences going on for her!  

Take care, love to you both and stop making us all jealous!!

Hi Craig and Sam, I have just read Ringo's blog message, and i am getting very worried about my sons - didn't realise they had so many problems! As long as your alright Craig, don't worry it only happens in older men.  At least we women are ok Sam. Glad your having a great time. Picture you on the beaches. Miss you lots. Love you loads, Nanny and Grampy xxxxx

How does Ringo Know Kev's problem???????????

GET THE TABLETS!

Hi you two, we haven't got the computer up & running yet Sam but hopefully won't be long. I was planning to send you both a lovely message but looking at ur pics and catching up on your blogs & of course reading all the brilliant messages I ran out of lunch-time. The main thing is to send our love as always. xx

Hi you two.  Have just read ringo's message.  Dad had to smother me with a pillow because I had one of my laughing fits.  Sure you will do the Same.  By the way haemorrhoids are piles if you weren't sure.  Melissa had a blonde moment and really thought Uncle Mike had a penis extension operation. Couldn't stop laughing.  Melissa has got a job (hooray) down at McKays in Norton (now called M & Co.) Crap money but only down the road.  Hope you have another fun day diving and watch out for the eels that might get in your pants as this could give Sam a shock.  If you have the wind when you are diving don't worry, everyone will think it is windy fish.   If your camera doesn't work get a throwaway one so you don't miss the moment.  Missing you both lots.  Thanks for letting us know you are both ok this morning.  xxxxxxxxx

Hi Craig

Your dad said I should drop you a line to say hello but I wasn't allowed to swear or say anything personal as your gran and gramp might read it. Well he can b******s cant he! Uncle Kev said could you get him some of those extra strong viagra tablets on your travels as he is having a few problems with his Mr Williams. Auntie Diane said could you get a load of them!!!!!! You will be glad to hear that your dads haemorrhoids are getting better but they still hurt like hell when he is having sex or mowing the lawn.

Uncle Mikes penis extension operation was a complete success, he's now got the full 4 inches.

Your father said you had the s***s a few days ago, well let me leave you with a bit of advice.

" if no paper to be found, drag your ass along the ground"

The photos looked great and I hope you are both having a fantastic time.

Ringo

Heya Guys.... It has taken me just about forever to get around to doing this!! as me and bryn were discussing in fattys on fri how to find this god damn site (linz your instructions were hard to follow).......

Soooo jealous it looks amazin out there... but you both must be missing norton!! :)

I have to catch up and read about 6 blogs in one go.. which is enough concentrating for tonight i think!! I must say the au natural look is working very well for both of you!!

Cant wait to hear more!!!

Have fun x x x x x x x

Hello you two.  It was lovely to talk to you both this morning.  Hope the tummy's are getting better.  Melissa is missing you both very much.  She is now arguing with poppy over which settee to have, as you are not here to fight over the room.  Dominoes don't have our address on their list anymore.  They have called to make sure their last pizza delivery was ok and you were not poisoned.  Offered a complimentary pizza as orders in Norton are down.!!!  Hope your train journey was ok and you didn't need to put your bottoms out of the window. Had to explain to nannie about ping pong balls!!!.  Also spoke to Dan tonight.  He has just found your site after us giving him wrong address.  His computer was on go slow and he could not quite find the message section.  He will continue to try he promises me.  I was given invites for you both to Rachel Miller, Maddy and someone else's 18th birthday party, also had one to give to Dan but not one for bowser (sorry bowser) you are obviously not important now you are about to be signed up in a 50 million pound deal.  Anyway speak to you soon.  Enjoy your diving. Lots of love.xxxxxx

Hey guys!

 Sam how's the 2 in 1 shampoo treating you? Hope everything is well - you sound like your havin a great time.

Sam take notes for me on the ping pong thing coz i wanna learn how to do it. I could do with a new party trick

Not much is new here, me & Fin are road-tripping it up to Reading for Bev's b-day in a few weeks - there is a beer festival on so that should be a laugh.

 I've just bought a lateral thigh trainer off the shopping channel so i've been working away to get in shape for when i go back to tenerife in 3 weeks back to my 18 yr old italian boy.

 Work has been tough, my boss has been in Australia for 3 weeks so i've been acting practice manager ha ha. He's back tomorrow though so i get to hear all the mistakes i've made while he's been gone. I think its gone ok - your parents managed to move house anyway. Speaking of which, i'm already planning the welcome back/house warming bbq for your return. Note to Paul & Mandy - get the burgers in.  

I went out and got a bit drunk last night even though i'm supposed to be on detox. I'm going on a date with that elliot boy from toni & guy next week. The one all your mates from duo fancy. It was bound to happen sometime coz he has fancied me for ages & its about time i got my hair cut. 

 Well i love the pics - keep em comin, and keep havin fantastic time. I miss you both loads, it's not the same without you guys. Take care, love linz xxxx xxxxx 

Hi Sam and Craig,what a lovely way to see the world! You two travelling and us sat at home looking at your blogs(THAT'S NOT RUDE IS IT?) Keep having fun,best regards *Sue* (kev's mummy)