p.s.if they're skin 'n' bone don't take um home!!!

sorry to hear you haven't scored yet remember fat Birds are best! You need to see my latest hotty, she's lush! Remember the golden rule is if you can't lift um they're a good un!!!from your role model uncle Age 

Ive been looking at your latest photos looks like your still having fun.Play safe make sure the rubber is on tight before you jump!!!!!!!!.

Hello Rich and Amy. I don't mind going into caves with professional instructors but I am not a fan of going underground with a rogue from Chippenham! Amy, I am very jealous that you have found a new swap out partner. xxx

Hiya, just thought I'd let you know that me and Rich are in work doing a heavenly morning of Swap-out overtime! Hope you're having as much fun as we are! xxxx

caves???? CAVES???? I thought you don't do caves?

Right, Farleigh Down sidings for you when you get back.

Hello Amy, they say that you do stretch a bit but I don't feel any taller. I will measure my height when I get home. Take care. xx

Do you think your legs have stretched doing all these bungy jumps? xx

Hi Rich, tell him if the price is right I am up for it. Ha! I hope work is still as fun as ever! See you later.

Hi Em, yeah it is probably best you don't tell Nan until I have finished my final jump tomorrow. I will give her a ring and tell her the good news. Take Care xxxx

Ive decided not to mention the buggy jump to nan as the other day she said you better not do it, well have to try and hide the pictures some how!!! glad your having a good time. xxxx

Rupert. I think Rigiani is looking to expand his underwear range to sell on ebay and wondered after seeing your costume if you are interested in modelling for him?

I was almost sick. (but slightly aroused)