Guy, Nixooper is a fine name. Unfortunately, Nick has committed himself to many names for his children, so by the time he got to use Nixooper, it would probably be his 8th child...we can all keep our fingers crossed its octuplets though!

Yes Morten, you're quite right, I may have conveyed that they were tight, when in fact I did mean the stamp was cheap.

I think we need to find some new people to write on this board, it seems to be the same suspects all the time - Nick and katie, maybe you could make a guest appearance and put a comment on! Maybe you have already done that under a pseudonym - well, I'm wise to it Nixooper - you can't fool me!

Good Lord I've just realised that you should call your first born Nixooper! Who's with me?!

Funny anecdotes are a must for the next blog please. You're in Thailand! There must some funny things happening! Suspicious looking "ladies" for example...Also, on behalf of Guy, he isn't just making a comment that you are cheap skates with a cheap stamp. He is genuinely amazed how cheap the stamp was!

P.s. Guy, I too had a lovely time at the weekend. It was a pleasure being whooped! Its so good we have friends so CLOSE by! Love love x

Hello, so as to keep in touch with the 'never contented' nature, that characterises the British public, I would like to moan about the quality of recent blogs, and their lack of funny anecdotes. I will admit that I am quite interested in your endeavours, however I would like to hear more about 'Katie Pooper', and other such amusing stories. Please make this happen. Thanks for the postcard by the by, cheap stamp!

P.S. Mort, I had a lovely time at the weekend, was a pleasure giving you a sound whooping on the bowling alley, love and kisses BEST FRIEND.

Thank you also for the postcard. Don't want to seem ungrateful! Still want a blog though!

I agree, a week is far too long to wait, we want updates. And don't go fobbing us off with any of this 'we're busy' malarkey... we know you're not!!!
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Ps. Thanks for the postcard though!!

I apologise for my last message. I realise the punctuation and grammar is less than spectacular (as Guy very subtley pointed out). Even so, the gist of the message stands! I want a blog!

Col, could you get Jacob to go over Mort's last message and correct punctuation and grammar please!

Heya thankyou very much for my postcard =) yes i am not looking forward to my exams but nearly there now x

Yet again, we are waiting for over a week for an update...3 months into the adventures are standards are starting to slip...the bloggers are getting complacent. But very soon, they may not have any one to blog to as we will all be boycotting the blog to avoid disappointment when we visit and this is no blog! We/I want a blog!!

Speaking of golf, did Mum or Dad mention that Jacob now has his first set of clubs? V. cute!

Good point Mort, however, I daresay Percival the penguin is a darn sight easier to fit into a suitcase than you or I.
By the by, Nick and Katie, by going away, you are missing out on the extravaganza that is Hell's Kitchen - the guy from bottom is on there and he's the funniest man in the world!
Nick, I got my first ever Eagle on Saturday - I got a 3 on a par 5 - second shot was exceptionally lucky - took a 5 wood to the green and bounced out of a bunker about 5 foot from the pin!