I agree! Good blog. I am glad that the spider didn't devour you both too...I put down your loss at the mini-golf to the fact that you are rubbish at putting (by your own admission) And I am pleased (i assume by my influence) that this blog included stories about Lady-boys. Its about time you saw some! The worrying one's are those that you can't tell if they are or not! Guy, sounds good to me...

Well, the verdict is.............. I think you've turned a corner, much better blog, although the sarcastic passage did sound exactly like a couple of your previous blogs! Crazy golf sounds good, Mort, that's what we're doing next.

Nick, Katie, I got a didgeridoo at the weekend - very exciting. I was playing 'Waterloo' yesterday, to which Catherine said - 'that's aboriginal', not sure that works when not said out loud! Anywho, I did actually get a didgerido and it's great fun - I strongly advise you get one when you're in Oz. I hope you're putting some legwork into making the next blog entertaining!

Loving Morten for liking the word 'ma-husive'. Lucy, i agree but if they did swallow the ma-husive spider maybe they might have spider-babies and that would be even more amusing to see what they would look like =)

Carrie, I think the more hilarious outcome would be for Katie or Nick to wake up with the spider actually in their mouth... otherwise if they swallowed it in their sleep we may never find out about it!
Guy, yes I suppose I was a little generous, didn't want to discourage them from trying, possibly C+ would have been better.... I would also like to add sunbathing to your list of taboo subjects, unless it involves some funny reference.. i.e. Katie writing 'I Love Men' on Nicks back in sunblock... no?!
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Carrie, I would believe that we are all hoping for outcome 2, but linked with outcome 3. If it were nutritious, surely thats a good thing! Also, good use of the word MA-HUSIVE...Lucy, Nixooper was merely a suggestion thrown into the big melting pot of ideas. Feel free to throw some out there!

I think a B- is very generous Lucy.
I'm going to list some taboo subjects for the next blog that you aren't allowed to mention! - food, scuba diving, how good at driving the taxi driver is, boring architecture stuff. Of course, if any of these link into an anecdote, I may make an exception.
Things I would like to hear about:
How the language barrier has caused you amusing problems (eg. - once in France i wanted a 'plain' burger without any sauce and said 'avion', only to be profusely laughed at, as it seemed very random to the person serving),banana boating - do it so you can tell us all about it! I open the floor to you both.

HOLY CRAP! THAT IS A MA-HUSIVE SPIDER!!!!!!! how the hell did you go to sleep with that in the room:

1. it could be poisonous

2. it could crawl into your mouth and you may swallow it

3. could be nutritious

First things first Nick, you say the blog is not for our entertainment?? What the hell have I been reading it for then?!! I was under the impression it was PURELY for our entertainment.....

Secondly Katie, what are you doing halfway round the world with a man who can't even perform the simple task of killing and removing a spider for you?!! Are you sure you thought this through before you set off?!!

That said this blog is slightly improved on the previous efforts.... B- Keep up the good good but must try harder.

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Ps. Guy and Morten - No niece/nephew of mine is having the name Nixooper thank you very much!!

Not entirely sure why we are in the dog house, but hey ho. I agree with Guy! That spider looks massive! How on earth could "Lets go to sleep and ignore it" seem like a good idea!? It'll be in your backpack! Bet ya!

I can't help but agree with Guy and Morten about the blogs. The spider and crying girl stories were an improvement but all this lying by the pool is frankly a selfish way to spend your time - not entertaining at all!

Well, it appears we've been outlawed! I think it must have been because of Nixooper. Why the blue cheese did you not kill the spider? Could it have been poisonous?