as i slept so peacefully breathing in and out in and out to a sudden slap across the fore head.............this is when i knew clout had returned into my life. the w***ers are reunited and went straight for a bit of danger on toast, quad biking please. international fun..load of chinese dudes in our group, there was a test to see every ones level on the bikes. chi was up he drove full pelt into a tree as the instructor ran after the rising sunshouting '...

It had to happen really the lovely couple were split up...............my dearest clout is 10 hours away from me. Im in cairnes the clout he resides in airlie beach. fear not it was just the hangover that resulted in our parting not his lingering arm when he sleeps or my sleep talking ways. simply both hungover we had to get a lift from a mate i took it, clout chose the path to the land of nod! to be fair we did abuse all that airlie had to offer,...

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Saling the whitsundays! ah hoy there ship mates seamen staines aboard our young travelers hit the high seas in thir next adventure! we set on aboard hms 'hold ur hats cos this boat is fast as fudge'. basically live aboard the boat for a few days and see the whitsunday islands. great times we had captian birdseye as our skipper beard un all. we wound him up a dream. as all sailors do we got some tatoos below deck borrowing the mans pen and tating u...

This island is full of the worlds most dangerous species snakes,spiders, poisonous sea weed, killer frogs and it was to be inhabited by two more dangerous mugs. me and clout were allowed behind the wheel of a 4x4 to roam this island. before the first night driving priveledges were taken away from me and him. clout tryed took a late turn nearly tipping the truck and the 11 guys it was carrying. i did the same gunning it through a deep puddle should have seen...