We are officially part of the travelling community me and me brudder martyn mc knick your hub caps clouter. we are travelling around new zealand in the f*** truck. you have to see the photos of our happy camper it is actually a pikeys dream! we have a stove, two double beds they even threw in the kitchen sink! there also is a penthouse compartment in the roof for entertaining the hobbits i guess when we meet them in the mountains, they are the only ones to f...

Strewth our ozzie adventure ends where it all began...put the hats down with the corks hanging off them and step away from the barbie bruce. never fear we did end in a blazing glory. most people we had met up the coast came to meet us in syders. Keeping with the true tradition of our trip me and cluas didnt go home together. he met with vicky in darling harbour and me and our newly found skanker and all round offender headed to the cross (open 24 hours)...

Just what the doctor ordered doctor carl that is...........melbourne the home of ramsey street. Sadly jelly belly harold can sleep easy as the neighbours night where u can meet the cast was off cos the bank was having a holiday. angry times here as we have had to get out our scarfs its actually cold! saw the ultimate ozzie tramp. he asked us for 2 dollars his reasoning was not to feed his mangy mut, or get some cornflakes to stick in his beard for that...

as i slept so peacefully breathing in and out in and out to a sudden slap across the fore head.............this is when i knew clout had returned into my life. the w***ers are reunited and went straight for a bit of danger on toast, quad biking please. international fun..load of chinese dudes in our group, there was a test to see every ones level on the bikes. chi was up he drove full pelt into a tree as the instructor ran after the rising sunshouting '...

It had to happen really the lovely couple were split up...............my dearest clout is 10 hours away from me. Im in cairnes the clout he resides in airlie beach. fear not it was just the hangover that resulted in our parting not his lingering arm when he sleeps or my sleep talking ways. simply both hungover we had to get a lift from a mate i took it, clout chose the path to the land of nod! to be fair we did abuse all that airlie had to offer,...