We have left the potato picking irish man to fend for himself and headed north. Our voyage across new zealand lands is like a journey across a page three dinner convention we follow spilt spagetti straw like roads which wind amongst hair extension like bush and of course massive twin peaks. Each small town we pass is like a location for delieverence the sequel. Incest is like pokiemon here its the fashion. Funny voyage up to the north where we ...

Nano na no shalom trek fans, sorry if u turned to this page thinking it was spok realated . no the copeland trek isnt a new zealand version of star trek it is in fact a maaaaahoooooooosive walk to these natural hot baths. 2 day walk for these hot baths! we had to stay over night in a hut with fellow ramblers there was no lights only beds, a fire, germans and a womans weekly we were living eh. we passed broken bridges, snap happy germans who didnt love u...

It's offical we are cleverer than the big man jesus himself. we managed to walk on water for 6 hours have that oh beardy one! we went for a guided trek across the ice glaciers, ok its ice but techincally its water isnt it. this was the craziest place ever. supose u could recreate the day back at home by visiting your local dixons, or comet and stepping into the largest freezer they have u offer. was mental the guide used axes to carve us steps to wlak ...

six letters down to describe an amazing day at wanaka's puzzling world.........'cockon' this place was every man and womans dream the promised land took the shape of a world full of puzzles. they had a maze that u really could get lost in. that maze took 1 hour 40 mins of my life. the rest of the gang all completed the maze with ease in about an hour leaving me to rot amongst the mind testing walls. really expected richard obrien to jump out with s...

May day, dont know the significance of writing that but atleast we have started. frodo clouts and nicky baggins slept in whilst the mcgivern camp left for the trip to the mountain. me and clouto did our own walk this was always destined for a bit of danger on toast eh. we ended up following an avalanche spill thinking we were actually following signs for a path. turns out the signs were to clearly highlight the danger. was a bit slippy on the old feet a...