Cue in visual of cobbelled street with black dr martin boots police issue, cue the flashing light and welcome to this weeks edition of the 'bali Bill' Me my buddy mark got busted by the 5,0 , filth, pigs for driving without a license. On route to the nicest beach on the island 'dream land and yes dreams are made there. We were pulled over and taken to the station, we subtly mentioned bribery and they snapped it up. They must have needed doughnut money...

dhfheggdghgwgdhsc whehgdwqhgf sorry that was just the earthquake gives us some shaky stevens. crazy times we didnt even know about it going on in the island next to us, thought the rumbles were just a sign that our shredded wheat wasnt showing and we were hungry. we are a bit like on the island on one side of us its shaky jakes with the earthquake the island on the other side have just started a civil war. Going to get ultimately mocked for ...

Like the tightly curled haired richard bond lookalike lionel said...........hello. hello to u brothers and sisters we surviving i guess is the only way to describe our time here. By day we are abused by the super sized waves in the surf and by night we direct to flow of cheap liquid to our tummies. the past week have been spent recovering and trying to piece toghether wot the fudge happened that fatefull first night. we also managed to fit in some jet ...

Funniest days of the trip... This small island has experienced many dramatic incidents, 4 bombings, invasion a few times and now the clout!!!!!! We survived many things perceived as dangerous to man on our trip so far....... spiders, snakes, jumping out of planes however we seem to fall victim to the same evil.........cheap drinks. 40p beer, 60p wine and the fact we hadnt drunk properly for 4 weeks resulted in a right royal mess. The clock struck 1...