Hurrah for Georgetown! OK so its a bit sad to have a visit to a museum get you all wired but it has, so there you go. It reminded me very much of the museum in Hong Kong which as you know, I went to 3 times! And of the museum in my beloved Canary Wharf. I just love the history surrounding trading ports, I know that sounds a bit wierd. But you see who arrived, what they traded, how the look of the place changed.. I'm sure part of it as well is that I seem to ...

Aw I'M SORRY that Ive been so lazy in keeping up with this blog. I think up things to write all the time but by the time I get a big sofa and kim's laptop and other such essentials to myself... well, thats taken, until now. Anyway, if it makes you feel any better I think travelling is making me fat. We all weighed ourselves to much hilarity on the portable weighing scales they wheel around the streets in Phuket. Why would ANYONE use those, we mocked? Well, ...

Greetings from Phuket! I never came here on either of my two holidays in Thailand so Im happy to make it to another place. Im in Patong which anyone whos been knows is NOT the best part of Phuket to spend time, Id heard rumours that it was loud, crass, ugly and seedy etc. And it kinda is. Except Im used to all that now. It doesnt really even register anymore if the bar im drinking at has go-go dancers wearing teeny tiny shorts and thight high black plastic b...

I like it when a massage student asks me for feedback; "and how was that?". How the frik should I know, I was passed out unconscious!!??' This course has been a major score actually. Ive ended up getting more massages than Ive given. And when its one of the teachers.. I had a massge the other day and realised, to my horror, that I was drooling right through the hole you put your face through, onto the floor tiles (its NOT MY FAULT, shes a s*** h...

A man walks into a bar and orders a starberry shake.. This is not a joke. Well actually it is a joke but not in a funny haha way. A strawberry shake?? To put it in context I was sitting with a beer and a curry (actually if Im being honest, I was onto my second naan as well. All the tailors here are Indian so they open up restaurants too. Best naan ever actually). He looked at what I was having just as I was staring at the strawberry shake (with fancy straw...