Hey u two!
Im glad to hear your still enjoying it out there, its not the same in northampton with out you! so much quiter!!
Just joking, only a quick not to say hi to the both of you and looking forward to having u both back for a quite session on saturday!! bring it on! can't wait to have my wingman back. untill the chow!

Sarah question ........ there's a rumour going round the park inn , that you were originally flying back to the uk on a thursday but your mum changed that to a saturday ........ so she could have another bloody weekend off ..........lol

Well you two not long to go until semi world tour is over ..... be good to see you both and hear all about the wild adventures and the many stories you no doubt have under your belts anyway the "orange fiasco reminded me of some funnies .....

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours ?
Because it said 'concentrate' .

There were an orange and a carrot walking down the street and they were best friends. Out of nowhere a car came and hit the carrot, so the orange rushed him to the hospital. Eventually the doctor came into the waiting room and he told the orange, "Ive got good news and bad news." The orange asked for the good news first, and so the doctor replied, "Well your friend is going to live, but hes going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life!"

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange juice !
Orange juice who ?
Orange juice sorry you asked ?

A man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"

Doctor scratches his head and says, "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes".

The guy comes back in a week, his penis is still orange.

Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style".

Guy says, "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type."

Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"

"I like to watch porn videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"

What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
Look round!

On reflection , perhaps not the funniest going but hey ........

Will see you both soon and enjoy the States and have safe trip home, oh yes one final thought .........

Stay out of ORANGE COUNTY !!!

Hey Hey People...Good to hear from you all! We are slowly recovering from the orange ordeal and have been sightseeing in Auckland as compensation for not touring the country! We are having a good time although the weather here is pretty rubbish...actually quite resembles England! We are going on a coast to coast trek tomorrow which means we have to walk 17KM! All to see the volcanoes but we are told it is amazing! For anyone who has been panicking about the 'tsunami' heading right for us, we believe it has completely missed and ended in an Earthquake we havent even heard about over here! Or so the BBC tells us! We have met some lovely people...but still all from England! We are finding it hard to believe that on Monday we will be in LA and then home! So starnge and time has gone so fast! Hope your all prepared for a good ole drink on Saturday 13th when we get back! We were hoping to flaunt our tans and look radient but they are rapidly disappearing! We hope the weather in LA to be much better than here! Heard that summer is starting over there! We will back just in time to soak up the summer and love or loathe the world cup! Obviouisly mixed with a dash of work! (if char finds a job!). Best be off but its lovely to hear from you all, both on here and email! Lots of Love Char and Sarah XXXX

Hee hee... thats crazy-oranges?!!! Definately a once in a life time experience!!!! We missing you guys so much here...SA just isnt the same without you!!! Ryan just finished his 3 week easter and I break up tom for 7 weeks.... dont know what Im gonna do with myself, prob go insane!!!! Take care and I'll email soon. Lots of love.

Hey Guys, we are slowly getting over the 'orange' ordeal! Although i'm sure we will be able to laugh about it when we get home! We have not had much luck in this country...first the orange incident then our cards wouldnt work, then i get tonsilitous(or however you spell it)...imagine, had to pay $200 for the orange! then to see a doctor will cost a fortune so am weighing up the odds! Trying to keep spirits up though! We are going to visit the volcanos and the islands around Auckland! will be in touch soon...love you all, a poorly Char X

so you dont fancy a fruit salad right now?
lol, love and miss u loads still, time is dragging now, why couldnt they just deport u back here?!?!
keep safe girlies
p.s russell crowe?!!!! wow
xxxxx

Hi girls, its been fantastic reading through ur experiences of travels, glad u r havin a gd time, wish it was us, but with hotel extras! sorry we cant b with u in person but we r with u all the way in spirit!
enjoy the rest of ur hols livin life 2 the the full. At the mo we r all lookin forward 2 my 50th (dave) hope u will b here (19th may) . if u return our email i mite put sum cash in ur fund as mick n joyce said so.
Keep safe n well. remember the drinkers rules em ah well u know them now n e way. As always we will look out 4U as ur guardian angel wld, and have a drink waiting on ur safe return.
We love you both and admire what u have achieved it is well good. (us being trendy)
LOVE N BEST WISHES 2 u both dave n hazel xxx nik finn amy xxx cu soon xxx xxx
love u sarah n charlotte bye 4 now xxx

hey girlies it looks so nice out there!
Charlotte im in that last week of dissertation - where are u i need support or someone to stop me putting this gun in my mouth lol!
Just got back from New York, you girls HAVE to stop off there, its absolutely amazing and dont forget the shopping, you'll be in heaven - was really hot for a couple of days but started to rain when we left, but it is def worth going! Still really jealous looking at your photos but im sure u already have my beach babe packed in your suitcase for me! I hope ur looking after eyeore and that i'm going to get some photos of him having a good time!
Love you lots and miss u like crazy, come home soon (ps u cant miss my birthday remember)
xxxxxxx

Right Guys... we walked about 10 miles to put these on for you so appreciate! Hehe!! We are now in Brisbane and are staying in the city until friday! We then fly to New Zealand so not sure if we'll be on here before then! But enjoy our photos and our phone works until Saturday! Love you all and dotn laugh at us too much... lots of love the travellers!! XXXXXXXXXXXX

hey girls, glad to hear your having a fab time! thanks for your text msg's. It was reali good to hear from you. I miss you loads and i cant wait until you come back so we can meet up. I'm playing against Sarah's team on sunday. Its our last match. So i'll let u know how we get on! Wish i was there on the beach, sounds fantastic. Hope the money is lasting you out and you havent had to see the Bank of Mum and Dad ;o)
Keep in touch, cant wait to see some pics, feels like you have done loads since you last posted some pics on there! Take care of each other, mwah xxx

miss you lots like jelly tots.xxxxxxxxxxxxx