After a brief stop in 1770, where we stayed on a commune in the outback and encountered much horrifying wildlife. We quickly confined ourselves to our room and were relieved to see the greyhound at the crack of dawn the next morning. (Was actually a beautiful place just very naturey!) We arrived at Dingos hostel on Rainbow Beach where we started off by attending a safety talk for Fraser island and get sorted into our groups of 11. We learnt about the dangers ...

Arrived into the beautiful town of Airlie! It is nice, we like! Tired after the journey we kipped for an entire day before embarking on our voyage of discovery. On our way to the boat we bumped into 4 Dublin girls who we had met on St. Paddys day and on the plane over. Together we ventured off into the great wide ocean aboard a fine filly of a vessel- The Atlantic Clipper- a 34m long yacht complete with saloon and deck top spa! The first day was spent getting...

No sooner had we stepped off the plane when Vicky, the contreband genius, was sussed out by a clever sniffer dog named Tully. Alas the guards were merely on a quest for carrots and other legumes and, despite Tully's valiant efforts, with much eyebrown twirling and bum sniffage, the guards overlooked an array of weapons. In their adamant search for all things edible they interrogated Vicky on her intentions regarding a loaf and half packet of oreos. A swiss arm...

After an uneventful minibus journey, where we didnt lose Vicky this time, we pulled up in our hooker ridden street aptly named Joo Chiat Road (pronounced Do you sh@t road?) much to our amusement. Spent the night scouring the streets of China town in the rain attempting to find a meal not full of fish heads or organs! Anyone for Organ Soup? Spent the next day in a mall not buying anything but running around like mad women in search of all things green in prep...

Yet again we almost lost Vicky en route to our destination...a mix up wtih buses resulted in Vicky flinging locals out of the way screaming "STOP THE BUS" in an attempt to be reunited with us. Alas, she failed and was deposited in K.L. on a wall where she eagerly awaited our arrival. Luckily she was wise enough to inform us that she was located near a Mc'Donalds, giving us the inspiration we needed to track her down, trailing 2 cases and her heavy rucks...