Lara Hockman
Well hello there, Lara here I´m sure you can barely remember who I am but we used to be mates!!! Love the pics I can´t believe how different you look my friend alice says you both look pretty fit - but she wears dark glasses and walks around with a white cane!! So looks like your having a good time and butla your still keeping up the pretence that your not a raving homo by pulling some fitty! I am having the best time of my life at the moment am in Guatemala at the mo and am going to school learning spanish i know how to say hola - thats a weeks worth of lessons. Last night went out and had a phat night at a "club" in flores got covered in luminous war paint and danced to spanish trance what a night. Anyway carry on with all the fun your having and i will continue on my merry little way in Guatemala. Take care. Lots and lots of love lara xxxxxxx
P.s beer here costs 80p.
nigel
alright boys!! nige here. just spoken to haigy and he told me to come check this out! so here i am. hows it all going? oz treatin u well...not as well as the ladies are i'm sure... how long u guys out there for? well i gotta scoot but speak to u soon. nige
haig nd gay boy
what up lads its gary soz aint left a message sooner but i aint got the net. me nd haig have just finishd havin sex. nah jokes we r just bumin about as usual lol! start my new job on mon at last. so butler u finally got urself a fitty. bt we wana c more pics! preferably of her naked! and you doin her up the bum!! same for u matt!!! bin watchin the footy Arsenal r rompin everyone and as for chelski butman we r gunna piss on u!!!!!!!!!!!! towns still gd loads of sluts loads!!! dirty sluts!! seans still a sleazy p****we had party at lucy hydes he wer tryin to pul urm all didnt have a f***in chance!! esspecially nicky dodds!!! lol she wer only wearin nickers!!!! dirty!! sori dodds if u read this!! u boys best b back 4 joe andrews stag do as u misd my f**** bithday wud hav bin nice 4u 2 fly back 4 it! BARSTARDS! chelsea chealsea where ever you maybe we are the Famous CFC and we dont give a f*** who ever you may be we are the famous CFC!!! GEEK haig! neway fellas we gotta go places 2 go sluts 2c x x x x x
ROZ
WELL IN STEVO!!! I think we have all been kicked out of a bar now!! Hope work is goin good for you guys! Paul...I LOVE the picture of you and matt on the beach (whitsundays) it is sweet! Plus it was nice to see you guys again..(in the photo anyways) by tomorrow it will be in real life!! Anna and I had a big night out last night in AIrlie Beach...once again..hungover on the oz bus :(
I was going to go in the wet t contest at magnums...but i was to late to sign up... But it was cool to watch!! HAHA!! ANyways..take care guys! MISS YOU ALL!!!
Stevo
Hey Dave sounds like you are having a blast - Korean huh! So it was not for 5 Dolla?! Hey guys what you all been up to?
Just like to say I got kicked out of pub on saturday right here in Bundaberg and guess what... the night started with a box of Stanley... anyway it was some chicks fault and i dont really remember much.
Dave Manders
Well it's the random guy called dave again, last time i wrote on the message board i didn't relise your parents read the message board so to all Bulter i am sorry in advance if the message is too explicit. Well i am in New Zealand now and hopefully i will get to meet up with Matt and Butler even though you are lightweight-i must say i have never seen a helicopter while i have been pissed let alone been in one. Well New Zealand is cool the beer is s*** and the girls are average although i have now pulled 7 different nationalities! i am on my way to conquering the world. I did a bad in Sydney on my last night. I was travelling on the oz bus with this canadian called Dave and when we got to sydney he persuaded me to go to a stip joint-fair enough but when we walked in after paying $25 entry we saw this random guy from the audience just get taken on stage and shagged by the stipper. After alot more sambuca i couldn't believe that i was $110 worse off and getting head of this Korean hooker. Whooops! f***ing good though. So after that we went down the pub and someone nicked 1 just one of my shoes!!! and so i ended up buying a random pair of shoes that are a size to small of this guy in the street-in kings cross for $50. then i got chucked out of the bar for standing on the bar cos i wasn't getting servedand then the 6 hours once agin is blank. And i know this sounds dodgy but i woke up with my mouth tasting like a condom. Which was worrying. Not that i shat one out yet! I have only been chucked out of one bar in NZ so thats cool but i will change that when i get to christchuch or i stumble across a Cheeky Monkey's. Nice to see that you are still wearing your Party Cruise T-shirt - Good times hey, remember me dancing to Sweet Child O' Mine and everyone thinking i was an absolute weirdo. One more thing......
Mat Wrights a tosser.
Take it easy and keep drinking to avoid those hangovers it does the trick!!!!
Manders
Stevo
hey guys,
well it was a quick goodbye - just to say it has been emotional and all the best for the rest of the way. maybe bump into later - maybe even ca-nad-a where will see mad leanne & janelle. Bundaberg is alright- hope to be working soon. to the stanley.
Sam (Nocturnal team of Tesco)
G'day mate (sorry, could'nt resist!) I've just been on your "off exploring" site & thought I'd put you in a little message. Just to say England's still cold & Tesco's still s***e. Seems to me your enjoyin yourslf immensely. Word of warning tho, DON'T MENTION THE WORLD CUP FINAL!! I hear that if your caught they lock you up & beat you with didgerey-doo's!! In other news, Mr G (Dave Gloyne) Say's "hi" & yes he still only works about 3 days a week. Anyhoo, Have a great time. Laters. p.s Is it true that Australian women are allergic to male body hair?
James
I see you have run over a kangaroo on your 4x4 3 day adventure. That should save on food bills for a few days.
Good to see your still having fun even if one of you like humping kangaroos and the other one running them over.
Cliff
Paul. Youre acting like a real Butler! Boozing and humping your way round Oz! Except I never got to Oz and never got to the humping stage either. At least youre keeping up the family tradition of boozing. Seen your pics on the site but where are the skydiving ones? I want to see something interesting, not bottles of booze and your ugly mugs (not the girls though). Keep enjoying yourself, try not to stay too sober for too long. Lifes too short mate...and I should know!!! Look at your old Uncle Cliff and think yep.. there for the grace of God go I !!!! I think your mums sobered up by now after our visit to the Smiths. I think she misses her little boy. See you when you get back. Keep in touch. Cliff
butler
mat wright u are a dead man. only you would have done that. i'm thinking sam may have had somethin to do with it aswell coz you could never have thought of that all by your self. anyone feels like putting some stupid ass messages on here then feel free. you can see my website after visiting mats at www. matwrightsaskinnylogfishingloser.com! laters potatas
Mat the Man Wright
Alright you tosser, just looking at porn on the net, and i typed in big fat juicy men with lots of face sex and your website poped up!!!! only kiding i was looking at sex with animals!!! sorry if your parents read this you two! sorry Mrs Butler! Glad your having a good time, heard you both spent loads of money! pulled any fit birds yet? bet any money one of you has! unlucky butler! saw that pic of that bird you was with, not to shabby!!! you could do better though, mikes allways game! p p p pick up a pig! only joking. we have this french girl staying with us at the mo, shes alright but she doesn't understand my really funny jokes all the time cause she never laughs! Whats the definition of a s***su? A zoo with no animals!!! now thats funny!!!
yours allways mat the man wright x x x
butler
alrite peeps
anyone who's reading this will probably read the next message aswell. this is the bloke we met out here who helped me to get a shopping trolley and a bike home and put them next to my bed for me to wake up to in morning. he can drink for england aswell. last nite was another awesome night of drinking. i woke up and was so convinced that i got a lift home in a helicopter. leanne tells me otherwise but i no i was in that bloody helicopter. we were on a pub crawl and being the classy bloke that i am decided to drink champagne all night, by the bottle, turned out to be quite an expensive nite. worth every penny tho. anyone who's got lara's new email address can you email it to me as i've lost it already. take it easy. butler