I got out of bed this morning and opened the door to discover that somebody had hung a sign on the handle which read: "Please, No Molest". It's always nice to know that somebody is looking out for me when I'm away from home, although, to be fair, I think I would be in far more danger of being molested on the streets of Pattaya South Beach than I am ever likely to be in my own hotel room. Although I'm pretty sure you could find somebody out there willing to provid...

Pattaya Beach has managed in recent years to earn itself the unfortunate nickname "Patpong by the sea", due to the really quite unlikely number of Go-Go bars and strip joints that have suddenly sprung up at the southern end of the strip. This is actually a bit unfair, since you could almost certainly say the same thing about any number of other destinations around the world which people regularly call home for weeks of the year. It depends where you go, and what ...