Having spent quite literally the entire day at West Edmonton Mall, I can truly say Two things. Firstly, I am absolutely exhausted simply from all the walking I've had to do just trying to find my way around the complex, and secondly that I really am finding it very hard to justify the existence of the place. Now don't get me wrong here - today has probably been the most fun I've had in a while and by the end of it I felt as though I'd spent the day at a theme par...

Unlike British engine drivers, whoever is stuck at the front of the train for the duration of the journey from west to east certainly doesn't seem to be in any massive rush to get anywhere - but then again, I don't suppose there's any real need to put your foot down when you're not expected at the other end for several days, and I definitely wouldn't be in any particular hurry to leave the scenery behind and get back to the big city. I'm told that, despite the to...