hello!!! hope you both hada great christmas,happy new year!!! keep sending me emails,they make me smile!!! when are you home?!!! love you lots.keep having fun. kiss kiss.

Happy New Year Peeps! Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.........oh s*** that's Australia isn't it and your in New Zealand! Nevermind! So how were your New Year celebrations then? It was pretty quiet over this side of planet earth but nice all the same. Everyone is cool and can't wait for your return in a few weeks, gone quick don't you think!!!??? Well not much news, ade has given up smoking so that should mean by the time you return he will be back on them! Oh and a couple of other bits of news but not that important........I am moving to Jamaica to practice the fine art of skinning up, Mike is off to Japan as a designer for Nintendo to start work on actua golf 32, Steve is off to Italy on a 6 month residential pizza making trip, Andy is going back to University to study racial diversity in the 16th century, Jim has set up a new ski business in France for the elderly called Jim'll fix it for you-on the ski slope, Ade has proposed to Charlie but nobody has been invited to the wedding next week, Neal has quit the Police force and has become a diamond smuggler, Joe and Emma have become founding members of the Kefford close book club and they hold weekly meetings at their house where Joe regulary shouts 'wife, angel delight go!' and Mark has taken Rachel on a round the worlds cruise on board one of her majesty's ship's he nicked from the dock yard. I think that's about it for now mate. Laters.

Hey! Hope you guys had a great crimbo on the other side of the world! Bet your looking forward to new years! Jammy! Anyways, hope all is well and still waiting for the postcard! How's the goatie goin chris? got it braided yet! slaters!

Hi guys, just want to wish you both a merry christmas and a happy new year! Chris, I hope you are feeling better. Maria, I hope you haven't caught his germs!! Take care, have a wicked new years eve, I will speak to you in 2006!!

Hi Chris and Maria! You both look really well and lovin your trip. Bet you're missing Asda Chris......not!!!!!!!!!
Your piccys are brill and we are so Jealous of you two just lazing in the sun while we're freezing! Hope you have had brill christmas and see you when you get back. Take care. Jackie.

rey!!! Both those msg's made me laugh lads, good to here from you. I miss poker quite a bit actually, domino's pizza aswell probably more!!!! Be back before you know it so keep playing and practicing for the return of the king!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to vegas at the end of the trip so i'm going to be right in the mood. Keep posting messages everyone they make us laugh and Maria cry!

Hi guys, someone told me you were on holiday - i didnt even know! Funny how you dont miss some people ;-)
I have nothing really interesting to add - i mean, how can you top Mike's exhaust story?!

Not sure when you are due back Chris, but dont rush back - although you can send Maria on ahead and we can look after her.

Just kidding guys - looks like you're both having a wicked time, im totally jealous as its 5pm, dark, cold and im at work!! Hope you still remember how to play pokers as you've got some catching up to do.

Take care and safe travels

Andy

Word up dudes. Looks like you are having a wee bit of fun out there, you lucky lucky b******s. Chris, since you've been gone Old River has been conspicuously devoid of any poker sessions, which is something that I am most depressed about. Mike and Rich pretend to play golf on the gamecube, but they always shut the door and never let anyone else in, so we suspect that they are actually licking each others genitals.
I have left my job as an accountant to become an adult movie star and I'm curently commuting from the 'Mead to LA every day to shoot movies with a bevvy of busty beauties. I'm thinking of going back to accountancy though, because all I do at the moment is shaft super fit babes and make millions of dollars. It gets a bit boring because at work I can't just skive off and play freecell anymore. By the time you get back, Ill probably be back in my old job as if nothing has changed.
Are you thinking of going back to Sydney to get involved in the riots? Looks like a right laugh. Make sure you get tooled up though.
Anyway, have fun dudes. Peace out.

P.S. Mike....skin up!

Rich........"ow no! The winds picking up, nice drive!" Hi guys. Soz for being slack, have been thinking of you. Seems you're still having a blinding time, photos look great, blah blah blah. Chris, get your bum in the sea and do some diving with Maria, dont be such a homo. Maria, get him in there, tie him to the anchor and put a cork in his snorkel if you have to, Im sure that will boost his confidence.

Not much news from the Mac's residence. I have a new exhaust, full system with de-cat pushing my bhp to 220 ish, not bad eh? Bit crazy in the icy conditions we are having here at the moment, need traction control with RWD!! Thats means rear wheel drive girls :) Sophy has a new high flying job and has moved into a really nice house in Putney, she's doing well and sendds her love. I will have a new job title by mid December, doing the same job but lots more money and stuff, a promotion basically. I am now a senior network technician, check me out, Im now a bigger geek than ever, rey! Not sure what to do for xmas eve or NYE yet, went to Hogs lodge for xmas last year whaich was good, might do that again. Probably go to the local and mess about at mine on NYE. Have to see what the boys have planned. Best be off now and do some work. Miss ya Chris, take care you two, make the most of it. Mike x

G'day you possie wearing mad cork hatters! glad your living the life of luxury and chillin also. photo's look great by the way! David Bailey eat your heart out! Hope your both well, as richie says we are all fine and dandy. Well most of us. Ade is getting married next week and then having babies....bah ha! Atleast there will be another couple for you to dine with next year if you come back. I'd stay if i were you, aint missing much. Anyways, keep the photo's comin! Slaters aligators!

Oi Mike..........................my hairs getting messed up!!! Chris - where is that phrase from?

Hi Chris, Hi Maria!!! Just scanned through the millions of photo's on the website and I must say they are great! The Fraser Island trip stands out for me, it looks like a beautiful place and when you combine that with spending time with ten or so women it is a winning combination!! Well not much gossip over here at the moment, it's cold, everyone has got a cold and it's getting colder! Moving away from the cold scene, I thought I would give you another update on all your friends......Ade - loved up, Jim - redneck hunter, Mark - has finally got Rach down living with him, Joe & Em - busy busy busy!, Mac/Andy/Steve - doubie's and beer, Neal - getting an extension built! Hope you got the photo's of Joe's party ok, it was a good night! You should ask Joe how pissed he was, if he can't remember then I'll tell you! Oh and Ade ended up with a cat's face drawn on his own in black marker pen!! Christ knows what the taxi driver thought! Have fun guys, missing you both, speak soon, over and out.