Richie What hood? Compton...................Long Beach.............................Inglewood!!!!!! Show some love to my homeboy Dre while your there Chrissty cent.

Chris I told you Rich, Stop it !!!!!! Your a very naughty boy !!

Richie Remember Chris.................................................$25 black.

Jim Hello you travelling bums! Not sure what stories you have heard from our trip to Holland, all i can rememebr is sipping coffee in the Edam Museum, picking tulips and having a pair of clogs made, oh and had a look at the windmills...it was such fun!!!! LOL!! Amsterdam has it all, why go half way round the world when only an hour away you got fine ass women, beer, smokes, fine ass women and fine ass women! What a giraffe we all had!!!! Dont think any of us remember everything in detail as we were all stoned!!! Each of us has a story to tell especially Ben who had several! Bahhh haaaa! Did i forget to mention that there were fine ass women out there??? :) Enjoy Fiji Fudge Land and make sure you both do the hula hula dance! Shmooooo!

richie Well after reading Joe's message I can totally understand why he fell asleep, it was a quality weekend and we didn't do a lot of sleeping! Chris you would have hated it! Not sleeping that is! Well not much to say really, not long till your both home now. Everyone is well! Takecare and enjoy Fiji and the states.

Joe Well it's the monday after amsterdam and I am the only one that had to be up at 7:30 to go to work. Lucky me. Popped home for lunch at 12,left my phone in the van, fell asleep, woke up at 2:30, s*** I had a meeting with a customer at 1:30, 28 Missed Calls, Rush to get to Fareham, Hour and a half late, get there and customer has gone. My Excuse. Lots of traffic from southsea to Fareham, Thought the meeting was at 3, Listening to my ipod and didn't hear the phone. Took a bit of convincing but Oh well whats the worst that can happen, I get the sack and move to amsterdam to open a coffeshop/w****house. It's called "A Smoke and a Suck" You missed a blinding weekend. Quite literally, I think I went blind at one point. Oh no, that was Ben Wilson when he went to visit a "Lady in the Window" who looked like Pete Burns. Some very funny moments, so much fun in just 48 hours. Speak to you soon. P.S. "Please, Please, Please. I have got the other 5 euro's. I'll only be 30 Seconds" Something to be explain by the someone else I think.

amsterdam crew currently in a cafe in amsterdam getting messed up! I'm actually in a cafe typing a message to you with a huge biffter in my hand! Brialliant! Amsterdam rocks! Laters from rich, ade, jim, joe, ant and macca!

Chris hello, well New Zealand is almost over just a couple of days left. Then its the magic of fiji. Our tan's are fading so we are looking forward to some sunshine again. Unfortunately the hair and beard are still short so there will be no change when we get back! Sorry boys. I hope you all enjoy amsterdam and don't be too naughty!!!!!

ADE Hello to you both from the colder part of the world, ive only just realised how long its been since i posted a message on your website so i thought i would pull myself away from the very hard job i have and write you a message. Been checking out your photos which look so cool,, Chris i cant believe you did that canyon swing i am mighty impressed, i always thought you where a sensible sort of guy,, lol you would never get me doing that...haha Glad your both having fun on your world adventure and Chris what happened to your mullet.?...did a big session over the weekend spent a good couple of hundred quid on booze which was supurb, good to celebrate single life again.boo.!!! Off to Amsterdam this weekend which should be cool, i wonder what intresting stories we will have to tell when we return, im sure it will be fun wink wink....lol.. Anyways keep safe enjoy and catch up with you both soon......bahaa nice porch

richie Hello Chrisstoff, Hi Maria! Well its Sunday afternoon, I've just come off a solid two day bender with ade and I feel like s***! Oh what the hell, I might as well crack open another beer! Hair of the dog and all that! Im currently house sitting for Joe and Emma who are in Colorado on the slopes of the rockies, jammy beggers. Nevermind, I'm living it up here eating all Joe's food and drinking all his beer. Oh and I've had to clean up today after holding a string of messy parties......brilliant! Anyways, speak soon, hope your both well, takecare!

Richie ...............................................be careful, enjoy oneself. See you later!

Richie Hey guys, hope your both well. Well it's not quite New Zealand but me and the lads are off to Amsterdam a week Friday to sample the delights of its fantastic culture.....well you know what I mean anyway don't you. I've just discovered I've lost my passport so I've got to go to London tomorrow afternoon and get a new one. Brilliant. f***ing Brilliant! There is a message to be learnt here........don't lose your passport. Anyways enjoy your last week or so in NZ, bet Maria is looking forward to getting on that beach! Chris how is the wig coming on? I've been scrubbing up on my Polish too Chris, you will be impressed, here is a little taster.........ostroznie,dobrze sie bawic. do zobaczenia!

katie barrett!! hello!!! hope you both hada great christmas,happy new year!!! keep sending me emails,they make me smile!!! when are you home?!!! love you lots.keep having fun. kiss kiss.

Richie Happy New Year Peeps! Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.........oh s*** that's Australia isn't it and your in New Zealand! Nevermind! So how were your New Year celebrations then? It was pretty quiet over this side of planet earth but nice all the same. Everyone is cool and can't wait for your return in a few weeks, gone quick don't you think!!!??? Well not much news, ade has given up smoking so that should mean by the time you return he will be back on them! Oh and a couple of other bits of news but not that important........I am moving to Jamaica to practice the fine art of skinning up, Mike is off to Japan as a designer for Nintendo to start work on actua golf 32, Steve is off to Italy on a 6 month residential pizza making trip, Andy is going back to University to study racial diversity in the 16th century, Jim has set up a new ski business in France for the elderly called Jim'll fix it for you-on the ski slope, Ade has proposed to Charlie but nobody has been invited to the wedding next week, Neal has quit the Police force and has become a diamond smuggler, Joe and Emma have become founding members of the Kefford close book club and they hold weekly meetings at their house where Joe regulary shouts 'wife, angel delight go!' and Mark has taken Rachel on a round the worlds cruise on board one of her majesty's ship's he nicked from the dock yard. I think that's about it for now mate. Laters.

Jim Hey! Hope you guys had a great crimbo on the other side of the world! Bet your looking forward to new years! Jammy! Anyways, hope all is well and still waiting for the postcard! How's the goatie goin chris? got it braided yet! slaters!