Friday 1st Feb Booked a"Limo" to collect us from the airport to take us to Pattaya for the night. It was really cheap - could not work out why…….. Then we see a really old Beemer 5 series with Carlos fandango wide wheels and a bad boy exhaust - oh yes it is ours. Still, would expect nothing less over here as they are all mental. Slept most of the way in the "Limo" and then disaster. We were supposed to head straight out on the t...

4 very expensive days in Dubai Sunday Jan 27th - Friday 1st Feb Not off to the best start as the flight was delayed from Manchester, so while we were waiting on the big benches I leaned back and the whole thing went flying. Not a major problem in itself, but there was loads of empty glasses on the table bit in the middle. It was like the scene from Die Hard with smashed glass everywhere. As with anywhere in the UK, finding not only a helpful member of sta...

thought it only fair to point out Cliffy, seeing as he made the Road Trip 2007 an absolute screamer. nearly crashed the Porsche (more than once) broke the law (more than once) went dogging in a car park inAustria refused to take flattering pictures of me cooked the brakes constantly abused me and my husbandry ability you had to be there really, but thanks old chap

Well here i go then, i have moved away from the north and packed the job in after 17 years at the top....... i have no house, no job, no money, i am nearly 40 and am back at mum and dad's (poor things are worried sick about me - think i have gone a bit mental, god love em) with nothing to show but a few boxes in the garage, and my prize posession is being abused by Cliffy (no wife comparisons please) haha. and yes i am looking for sympathy. this will either ...

me at the Stelvio pass - officially the best driving road in the world according to jeremy clarkson. Cliffy and I drove over to the Nurburgring, i nearly had a nervous breakdown after letting Cliffy have a go in my UNINSURED life savings. I hated every second of it - and then i had to film him. I can't wait to thrash his car and enter bends at 100mph downhill. It was a bad day to give up smoking i can tell you. i shall have to get hold of a copy of Cliffys di...