¿Buenas tardes Sr.? Sra Sigi,

¡Sólo un mensaje rápido de su amigo 'Seve de las manos rápidas Segal ........ sólo quise decir que si usted necesita alguna punta en mí defensa o cómo alisar su pelo atrás como el mío sólo me hacen una llamada!

¡Ah también me gustaría añadir el hoff miester O J Talbot es una señora grande grande!

Hey matey! How are you doing? Good I hope... now your almost 25 you need to take good care of yourself! We have left you a little message under "Celebrations" in our photo gallery, so go and have a look! Have a great biorthday matey!!! With lots of love Vic & Sig xx xx xx

What can I say? Brilliant planning, great photos & what a fantastic storyline....I don't think you'll win any literary prizes for this update but it had me & mum giggling like a couple of teenagers. Thank you. Hope you enjoyed doing it as much as we enjoyed looking at it. Thanks again. Love dad xxxx

Its a bit early but as you know we celebrated your 50 years yesterday. Go to the Photo Album and there should be some pictures from yesterday. Happy Birthday and love you lots Tor & Sig xx xx xx

Hall´s are you still online? if so log on to MSM now cause we´re in a internet cafe waiting for ya! Just watched England just sneek past the Austrians! and that was NEVER a sending off!!!! x

Hi, Not sure if you heard Sig but it's Rhino's v Bulls again next Saturday. Bulls came good in a tight game. It's going to be tough but cunning fox Smiggy is smart enough to do it again I think. Rhinoooooooooooo's !!!!

Hello Victoria & Simon, Over at mum & dads & just caught up on all of your exciting news & fantastic photo's. Still can't believe you are there. England won by the way (just) 1-0 with Beckham sent off. Fish & chip supper was better than the match. Hope you are both keeping as well as you look on the photo's. The toilet roll edition was my favourite recent piece from Simon. Hope you have a good supply. Take care on the rest of the journey & keep sending the updates cos i've built up quite an album. Love you both, Nan xxxx

Ich denke dass DJ Rainford eine Schweinehund ist, und dass der Hoffmeister der beste mann in die Welt ist. Vielleicht Rainford hat eine liebe fur der Hoffmiester und er kann nicht sagen, und steht stumm!!!!! Alle madchen auf der Welt mochten mit die Hoffmiester schlafen!! ja sehr gut!!!

sigi diene Haaare is zu gros, aber ein bischen wie ein junge madchen!!! aber du kannst mit mir auf Hollywood oder Osstereich leben!!!!

Tschuss

Der Hoff ( Konig )

Buenos días Sig y siget!

¡Cuadros muy impresionantes!, me gusta la mirada del Hoff myster él mismo rindiendo al homenaje al 'Time outs' cumpleaños ......

¿Consiguió usted mi CORREO ELECTRÓNICO el otro día? ¡algún gran Hoff imagina en allí!

Bien tenga cuidado y deja ven si sus habilidades de lengua están a la altura del rasguño en la traducción de este:-)

Hello again, just a quickie as it is 11:20 pm! (cant sleep) just wondering what your email address is, we have some pictures to send you that you may like, such as the recent addition to our family and how big Daniel looks now! anyway will sort some photos out for you, until then take care we love you lots Sue and Amy xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey matey! How are you doing. Greta to hear from you. Yes, the Inca Trail was bloody hard work. I am so glad we did it though. It was great fun. How are you? So great to hear from you. Will have to catch up when I get back. Lots of love V xxxxxx

Hello all, thanks so much for your message. As always its so nice to hear from you all. And it sounds like so much is going on. Good Luck Amy for your interview, let us know how you get on. And Vicky and Ian! Wow! You may have a new edition to the family by the time we get back. I think my Mum said the baby was due the weekend of the Christmas party! We could have a real life Mary and Joseph situation. We will be back in time for the party and we can't wait to see you all plus a bump or a new arrival!!! Well, I must be going. But I just wanted to say thanks again and how lovely it is to hear from you. Please say hi to the rest of the gang for us. And Good Luck again Amy! I'm sure you'll be fine. Lots of love Victoria & Sig xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx