As much as I would like to take credit for the beautifully written prose in the last three entries, I cannot. They were the work of Matt. Unfortunately for you I am in control again and can only provide the ramblings of my never quiet mind. So, staying true to form, here's what we've done the last couple of days: (Please forgive any z's where y's should be...they are switched on this keyboard in Bern. For some reason that I cannot understand, Europe does not...

We are currently without access to wireless internet in the hotel in Bern, so we will have to play catch up in Berlin in a few days. Until then, no new picture updates. However, we can tell you our plans while in Switzerland. When we arrived two days ago, our first order of business was to eat at a Swiss restaurant. Since neither of us speak any German (they speak German here and French in other parts of the country), ordering was a major challenge. Yesterda...