I question what a "clone for a society" is and whilst honoured to be one I am nervous about the results of this petition I see before me. Now however I am prepared to add some spice to this and whilst aware I should be man enough to take on such height related activities, I am currently not, as my family, girlfriend and friends will testify. However if Sedge can muster up 35 messages on this board from different (non-fictitious) people supporting a jump then I will jump from a plane in New Zealand. However a "Don't Jump Joe" message will result in minus one from his grand total. You can't say fairer than that...the sad thing is I am actually scared writing this...oh well, here goes nothing...

ladies and gentleman of the congregation i am proposing a topic..the last topic that was posted turned into a massacre of words and unvieled demonds far imaginable from normality...i like to think of this as a quest in which to fullfill a young mans destiny and a pertition in which to give this young scholar inner strength in which to grasp from..

young joseph tompkins has achieved many things in life..he is a happy go lucky guy and many would describe him as being a clone for society..an intelligent, sociable, atheletic and adventurous boy..however for joseph there is something eating away at him and i see it every day..

for him to evolve from a boy to a man he needs to get some minerals..minerals you ask?..well..

this man needs to stop hiding from realisation and do a skydive, bunjee jump or canyon swing in which to become a stronger MAN...many travelers that have left the sunny shores of England have embarked on such conquests..male and female..

does joe want to remain in this lonely boat meandering without a cause?

well people hear my words voice your opinions and help make something good, brilliant..dont shy aware from the truth no matter what age, gender or culture you are.. but encompass what you have experienced or heard from this "big man" and make his actions echo in eternity...

the petition needs YOU..so leave your wise words on this very battle field known as the message board........................................

love and prosperity to all..xxx

aint nobody listening to techno so lets go ..i hear ya player i was ready, fresh and jumpin to get this party started..i had my frost on..my moves were ice and my wheels were raw..

no doubt ya brought the house down i could feel the base in ma crib..we ride together we die together..but i aint nothin witout my crew..

see if you rudebox me i rudebox your whole crew..i just didnt have the back up homi..its like my ambition is beeing held up..mvp's need a squad and i just aint getting no respect..

i was ready for a battle.. a contest.. a massacre..but instead i was left hanging..i have no doubt that truth and destiny will be relised in new zealand..

get rich or die trying!..keep it real and have a bottle of crystal on me..

brack cack cack to the pop pop pop.x

Yo Yo YO Whats poppin big dawgs!

Hey I gotta bone to pick wit chu homies, me and ma main blud 50 ripped up a venue not far from ur crib, so why didnt you come n show some love huh? We were expecting you three bring tha noise!?

Yall Players really missed out , that show was off the hook man!!!!!!!!!!!ya know what im sayin! Word is though the main player running ur clique, the notorious Sedge Dawg was keen to bring the hustle for ur burnt ass crew, why you bum out on us man?

Hit me back with ya answer or face the mettle n power of my crew!

Yours sincirely 50, Bank n Buck!

Oi gay, u still workin at the berks? Whens a gd time to call u so we can talk some shizzle over? U are proving almost impossible to communicate with!! Get a hotmail account! Much love bav x

No dice!

Hey ma, can i have an ice-cream?

Hey girls, thought id take the time out of my busy schedule and finally leave a message.. I cant be arsed to read your journal so cant say anything about that, but im sure its awesome...Hope you are all well, less than 3 months until we join you! sick.

Take care of yourselves.. Andy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Dear DR Joey

your assistance is needed on the other PALE FACED BOYS WEB SITE

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

why has this neighbours epidemic not affected your good selfs?

HI Lads.

Hope you dont mind this intrusion to yr message board,I know Im a mother not the type of person you were trying to attract,

I believe you have two new housemates camped out with you, understand they were staying for a couple of days

,looks like you have problems!

Anyway word is youve got them cooking and washing so cant be that bad.

Anyway message to Joey from Jack Keywood... LOOKS MESSY ...COOL.

Hurry up with chapter 3 cant wait to see the state of things

Love to all you Boys

XXXMar DonXXX

Guys, i thought i would just send a quick group message to tell u how much fun im havin in Thailand.. i cant understand a word anyone is saying and the place smells worse than Stevie ''The Catwalk'' Sedgely! i hope u are still going ballistic in Surfers... Wish you all Godspeed!

Hello to the working travellers. Me and Alex will be joining u later on this week if possible. we r gonna get the train from Melbourne to Sydney maybe stay a night then go from Sydney to Surfers to join u guys. so hopefully we will be sharing a lemonade or 2 later on this week. josh and alex