A pale faced English man was in a phone booth in Bangkok, when a Six Foot Cockroach opened the door and punched him in the face.and knocked him spark out

  He woke up in hospital,

The doctor advised him

Theres some nasty bugs going around 

Reference to the message below by "Bav"- I want him to know that joke man will not be dictated to or intimidated by such hollow threats. Joke man brings joy and laughter to millions worldwide and shall not give up on his jovial quest in the ugly face of adversity, AKA " BAV".

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.  He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax."  He sighs and says, "Then, let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"  

bavins words not mine...im happy for joke man..aslong as he keeps messages short and sharp...that is all..

 i hear ya freddie..x

Sirs Bavin, Sedgley and Tompkins in no way, shape or form support "joke man"'s appearance on our once flawlessly crafted mssge board. May he burn in hell.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ?That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!? The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ?The driver just insulted me!? 

The man says: ?You go right up there and tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.? 

JokeMan (and im well aware who you are you appalling man!!) - this is a shameful and insulting attempt to prompt some activity on your dormant message board, however i realise by writing this message i am consequently proving your attempts successful.......

Nonetheless, you has given me some inspiration for our hibernating message board - a video of my lovely self recounting the Barry and Norman joke, props and all!!!

Thailand tomorrow!!! - Get in!! xx

If you liked the below joke, please so your appreciation.

 Joke man will make frequent appearances from now on, and judging upon his popularity will eventually one day come to reaveal his true identity.

 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were   swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called   Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and   threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.   Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a   prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries   about being eaten."  A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."   Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.  Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten   by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin   found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply   swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize   that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.  While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he   thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a   prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and,   lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.  With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his   friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not   involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the   gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.  "Where's Christian?" he asked.   "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides   to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.   Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and   torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral   gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and   shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me   again."   Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,   the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."       Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've   changed........."           (You're going to love this.....)  (Scroll Down...)                                  "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."   "I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."    

48 DAYS. THAT IS ALL.

sugar monster ! the Cheerio monster has spat his dummy out! Blogg ranting of the finest

Why does the monster who endorses sugar puffs called the "honey" monster, surely he should be called the sugar monster?

Just a thought, anybody agree?