I thought it was special when Victoria wrote 'I Love Tom' in the sand; unfortunately she meant Tom Hanks, who filmed Castaway close to Mana Island, where we have been staying after nine days in Nadi. Back in Nadi, on Vitu Levu, the largest of the Fiji Islands, Tom Hanks would struggle to draw the fans that Victoria seems to have. At Travellers Beach the staff shout 'Victoria!' in high-pitched tones at any available opportunity - I'm surprised paparazzi from the ...

Bula, Our excitement at seeing the sunset over the beach on our arrival at the Nadi Travellers Beach Resort was only eclipsed by the revelation that there were baked beans on the breakfast menu. Lazing on the beach for the last few days has left Victoria one step closer to achieving her ambition of becoming the female Louis (refer to Rio blogs) and has already left me looking like a used Tampon. Fiji is so laid-back, it's like the Lime House on Prozac. Flip ...