Division No. 15, Alberta
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel
So far my driving score card reads; pedestrians maimed (zero); animals maimed (zero), kerbs hit (two); Satnav failure (one - misdirected into the town of Airdrie) and "I know better than the Satnav (oh no I don't)" incident (one). For my Scottish relatives I should state that Airdrie in Canada is not much better than Airdrie in Scotland - it's just a little brighter.
Whilst no animals have been downed...