Feed me Seymour They like meat round these parts. Just meat. Preferably cooked over an open flame and doused in maple syrup based sauce. Anything that isn't meat is considered garnish. Cheap food in restaurants seems to be pasta based (with MEAT), particularly Lasagne. Not that many meals can be called cheap although the portions are huge and very tasty. If you see a sign for modern Canadian cooking that appears to be new ways to eat prairie animals...

Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel So far my driving score card reads; pedestrians maimed (zero); animals maimed (zero), kerbs hit (two); Satnav failure (one - misdirected into the town of Airdrie) and "I know better than the Satnav (oh no I don't)" incident (one). For my Scottish relatives I should state that Airdrie in Canada is not much better than Airdrie in Scotland - it's just a little brighter. Whilst no animals have been downed...