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Well Howdy Yall!!!!
I can say that now cos am messaging from Tennessee, home of well Elvis and apparently Rock n Roll.......not sure if thats true though because when we were in Orlando their was alot of homeless people, so I reckon that should be home of THE Rock n Role............
AM jabbering already first line and am jabbering. So when we been upto since the last time, to be honest, not alot.....we drove to Jacksonville after Orlando and what a hole that place is, their is just nothing to do......well boring, dont go!! Although one girl in the mcdonalds said Annmarie was her inspiration and was amazed we were from En-ger-land, OK love get over it.........she turned out to be a liar though, she said New Orleans was amazing and well it wasnt!
Thats all that happened in Jacksonville, we lazed by the beach for a bit, alot of amazing houses on the front...the jammy b*****s, wish I lived there : (
New Orleans next, we were actually looking forward to it, Independence Day and all that, but well let me start at the beginning. We arrived after a 9 hour drive, was OK, no crashes or scares you be glad to know :D We were staying at American Best Value Inn, lie!! The place was in the middle of a ghetto and it looked like it, the place stunk, sheets were minging and everyone looked us up and down. I know the place been ravaged by hurricanes and stuff but thats no excuse. So we decided that was a no go, we weren't staying there! Trouble is it was 4th July, the place was booked solid. We ended up having to book the Ramada $200 a night, such a hard life, this place was awesome....5* and slap bang in the middle of it all. :D SO we decided to stay here for the 3 days, was a tough decision, return to the ghetto or stay 5* ...ha ha.....
The problem with New Orleans though, is that we were probably two of about ten white people in the whole city and to be honest its a proper strange feeling, feel like everyone is eyeing you up....not good at all, so we didnt venture out to much, few days by the pool, is 90+ here now everyday ha ha.....stick that British Summer......and some room service, and proper breakfast cereal and toast nothing better :D
So that was New Orleans, nothing special just pretty scary, dont go their if you ask me, they need to just move the whole place....who lives somewhere were every year their are hurricanes thats just stupid.......idiots.....
So we are in Memphis now, we went to Graceland today, nice house like, nothing amazing, considering how famous and rich he must of been, could of done better with the place, alot of belter cars though and two planes, so fair play to him, might have a go at that singing palarva, I can slap on a pair of blue suedes shoes like the best of them. :D
Were off to Nashville tomorrow and popping in on Lynchburg Tennesee, home of Jack Daniels.......can't wait dont even like the stuff, but I think its gonna be cool.......if they dont know everyone who lives in the village amd sueing their ass because the advert says they do......am gonna be quizzing everyone!!!
Thats about all today, we gonne take a walk along the mississippi river today because its an unbearable 95 out their, ha ha.......gotta love it!! Next time I blog probably be in Washington so see ya then, gonna have a few words with Barack about New Orleans, tell him to sort it,...
byeeeee :D
omg this biggest PS ever, I nearly forgot to tell you all two of the biggest things........first when we were driving from New Orleans to Memphis, there was a billboard alongside the freeway (check the lingo! ha ha) and it big letters it said CONVICTED....as we got closer their was 2 pictures of two blokes and it said these two are convicted child abuses and live in this area!!! How awesome is that!! Imagine a big poster on the lancs as you past the showcase ha ha, it needs to happen, lol.
Secondly, no we did not get tickets to Michael Jackson's funeral and yes I was dissappointed but however, we have figured out what the truth is behind his mysterious death, well I figured out Annmarie went along for the ride :D Before I disclose this unbelievable truth, I have to let you know, this was thought about on some of the longer drives, the mind wanders to help pass the time ha ha.
SO Michael Jackson......is actually (or was, am not sure the correct term)......an Alien!! I know your all saying, tell us something we dont know, but their are too many facts hiding it. He was put on Earth to gather information about us, in particular about kids, whenever they stayed in his room with the door locked, secret alien tests........but what happened is he found out after so many years the aliens come back to earth and take him to the homeland so he thought if he tried to completely change the way he looked they wouldnt be able to find him. All that surgery makes sense now doesnt it!!!! They caught up with him though and thats why he has gone back to the homeland not died!!! Its all fact!!! Were also suspicious of Elvis and Princess Diana!!!! :D
OK well that is all now.....speak soon!
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