Skinny balding hobbit seeks emergency surgery to chin

As we arrived we saw some familiar faces in Troy and Christina the Canadian pilots, they were staying in the huts!

Special May Offer - 2 for 1 on factor 100 sun tan lotion for Sean the Prawn and Larry the Lobster

Meow meow why didnt you love me Dom?

This is a quick message from the Vietnam PM to say that could all academically -challenged overweight rats please vacate the beautiful country of Vietnam. Your terrible English-speaking skills are not wanted here

if you are bored please prank 07866030737 - please circulate round your friends

if you are bored please prank 07866030737 - please circulate round your friends

We are now closed today after an armed robery of cakes and coffee by a someone called 'cakes'. Please report any sightings of a man with a large coffee take-out cup with holes in for eyes to the 'Jammy Inc.' (who supplies the jam to Coffee #1) on 01600 772604

Anyone up for a coffee?

Crag no longer bothered about 'Cardiff' - ”Ive gotta b honest m8 im not really up 4 headin 2 cardiff m8” comment by txt from Crag - is the Crag ill? What's going on? Is 'Cardiff Crag' no longer a cardiff massive? 25-5-9

News Flash: Dom Wolf serves time at high oak 24-5-9 / Dom Wolf enjoys wakeup with pus-sy cat 24-5-9 (sent with love from yoda & crag) / Adam Davis looses all his friends as new monmouth massive group formed 25-5-9 / Crag admits new frog sporn on foot fetish 24-5-9 / Monmouth Massive group plan to go travelling the day Davies comes back to UK 24-5-9 / Purple Rear Plug found again in Sandys drawer - Sandy has no comment 24-5-9 / Scottish dress's in Hillary's dress 24-5-9 / Crag tries to be as cool as Scottish and wears Hillary's dress 24-5-9 / Crag bbq cooking makes Monmouth Massive group sick 24-5-9 /

Hey dominico did you enjoy the p**** cat we sent you?